What are the three best b- action movies for you ?

[Bigpotnoodle]

Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires

 

[Gevurah]

Nicolas Cage. Funny, I actively avoid movies with him in them. Don't know why, just doesn't gel with me. He always reminds me of a cheap Elvis impersonator down on his luck...

Fair play. He was married to Elvis’s daughter for a couple years me thinks. I just like Cage as a fella, y’know ... seems a sound cat. Blew all his money, that’s why he does so many shite films now, but there’s just somethin’ about him I dig.

I’d love to get pissed with him, bet he’s got some mad stories to tell over a bottle of hooch.

 

[Gevurah]

Out For Justice was Seagal's best for me

Yeah, not a bad one that. I liked most of his films up till The Glimmer Man, after that it all turned to pure shite.

Then again, he’s known to be a bit of a shitehawk, but ah well, whatever. LOL

 

[redninja]

Yeah, not a bad one that. I liked most of his films up till The Glimmer Man, after that it all turned to pure shite.

Then again, he’s known to be a bit of a shitehawk, but ah well, whatever. LOL

I had a mate that was absolutely OBSESSED with Seagal, watched absolutely everything he ever made; he often used to rent the DVDs when they were still a thing back in the day and bring them round to watch on my big screen. I can't recall exactly which film it was - definitely one of the ones he churned out every other month after the big studios dropped him - but about 3/4 of the way through we were both asking who this new tough guy character was who'd suddenly arrived, dressed in black and kungfuing the shit out of bad guys left right and centre. Then it slowly dawned on us that this was Fatty Seagal's 6-stone lighter stunt double and it was still meant to be the same character.... a furious roundhouse kick by the stuntman followed by a close-up of old lardguts doing a slow, sweaty one-two punch, tragic. Fair to say the posters discretely came down off my mate's wall after that