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I am playing hide the salami with the neighbors fat wife. We both go to the backyard and sneak cigarettes. This one time she was real mad and asked me if i wanted a blowie. She said she wanted a tummy full of another mans ball spunk so i happily obliged. It has become a regular thing now. She will get upset with her man and go back there. My wife is too busy playing that supercell farm game. So ill let the cow next door milk me as often as she wants.
what a horrible day to be literate
 
I play this here first-person shootin' game called Valorant. It’s made by them same folks that done League of Legends... Riot Games or somethin'.

I got plum tired of League and switched over, and lemme tell ya, it’s a good thing this game ain’t real life, ‘cause 80% of the time, I couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.

Now, in real life, I can pop a half-dollar clean off a fencepost at 10 meters with my Glock 19X, but in Valorant? Hoo boy, I’m about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

I mostly just hang back, keep an eye on our rear, and let the good shooters handle the front lines.

Somebody’s gotta make sure we ain’t gettin’ ambushed, right?
 
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