What made you smile/happy today ?

[Alice Ayres]

My research paper is almost done!

 

[D.O.A.]

I arrange to by a gas water boiler today, someone steals it least night. Lesson learned don't drain them until you're near loading the fucker. Got an older one but a better brand as a replacement... shit happens

 

[Wayne Kerr]

scouse football/seal babbies/happy hour

 

[deviant2]

I arrange to by a gas water boiler today, someone steals it least night. Lesson learned don't drain them until you're near loading the fucker. Got an older one but a better brand as a replacement... shit happens

Gas water boiler?
Is that a hot water heater, like we have here? Aren't they fairly large, to be stealing?

 

[McM]

fairly large

And heavy, when full of water. Usually ca 200 kg/400 lbs, the last one I moved.

 

[deviant2]

And heavy, when full of water. Usually ca 200 kg/400 lbs, the last one I moved.

Thought so... with any luck, they pulled a groin muscle, developed a hernia and dropped the fucker on their feet, twice.

Oh! And I hope it leaks, so the thieving effort becomes *moot.

Moot: pointless, questionable, without merit...

Better?

 

[gman]

Mute?

 

[Béla Kiss]

Mute?

Yes. They can float away quietly.

 

[deviant2]

Mute?

Wut?

 

[gman]

Wut?

I think you mean 'moot', yes?

 

[deviant2]

Mute?

Oh balls.
Nvm....

 

[mrln]

i was walking by a homeless shelter. this lil nig yells out the window to me,"your mom sucks dick!"
i said "at least she's sucking dick in her house". as i kept walking.

 

[elemental]

The fact I'm snowed in.
Good time for naps.lol

 

[deviant2]

For the very first time, my son... held, fed, burped his niece.
"OH MY GOD, she's POOP'n!!!"

LMFAO...

 

[janscutter]

After a very trying Friday, I'm proud to say, not only did I have my boyfriend with me, I also had my safety net set for me this year, since he doesn't know me quite as well as my friends.

It's been 23 years yesterday that my father died, and with my mom passing on December 15th, had a very close friend backed out of hanging out on Friday, I can honestly say I probably wouldn't be typing this. Actually I know I wouldn't be typing this. I'm really lucky to have the friends/family I have, cause god knows I can't count on my relatives.

 

[elemental]

Getting a new med that will knock me the fuck out.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

my favorite past time, unwarranted police harassment. wrong again, fagoots.

 

[mrln]

got my arm brace today. now i can get back to work soon!

 

[D.N.R.]

my favorite past time, unwarranted police harassment. wrong again, fagoots.

You should move down to Tennessee. Here the cops prefer to harass the niggers.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

You should move down to Tennessee. Here the cops prefer to harass the niggers.

Same here