What made you smile/happy today ?

[D.O.A.]

yeah/nah. that was before the anthem. they all stood for it. go cowboys!

BUT HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

 

[Wayne Kerr]

BUT HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

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take the tom brady/ezekiel elliot defense and put it off for so long in the courts everyone forgets about it.

 

[Tooly]

This made me happy today. 37 years I've been waiting.

I'm not even bothered they wore their away jumper.

 

[janscutter]

fun fact: the only other time in history so many cowboys were on their knees was the casting session for brokeback mountain

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I see you know not of "our" jerry or his temper.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Burning a dead animal at the local campground

 

[D.O.A.]

there are footprints on one of the toilet seats at work, and a hole in the wall. I'm hoping the fucktard asian put his head through the wall while balancing, disgusting fucking monkeys.

 

[D.N.R.]

My nieces playing in the mud wearing the rain boots I bought for them. Their dad had a pair of yellow rain boots when he was little that he refused to take off even after we had to cut holes for his toes when he outgrew them.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

thats a nice looking caravan back there

 

[McM]

footprints on one of the toilet seat

Is usually a sign here for having Turks on your workplace.
I remember the loos for them at Krupp steel factory end of the '70s, a properly made hole in the ground and a short water hose as 'paper'.

Edit: Something like that.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Is usually a sign here for having Turks on your workplace.
I remember the loos for them at Krupp steel factory end of the '70s, a properly made hole in the ground and a short water hose as 'paper'.

thats called a bidet

 

[mrln]

got new stove hooked up!

 

[D.O.A.]

Is usually a sign here for having Turks on your workplace.
I remember the loos for them at Krupp steel factory end of the '70s, a properly made hole in the ground and a short water hose as 'paper'.

Edit: Something like that.

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We call these "third world toilets". I worked in another place the Australian women basically had all the slopes fired because these mongs are happy to piss all over the seat while they stand on it with their boots, and not clean it up afterwards. Health and safety issue raised, GTFO cunts. These people drink hot water, then spray piss from their perch like some retarded fucking bird that flew in from China. They disgust me.

 

[McM]

'British week' in the supermarket! At last some salt+vinegar crisps again.
Will buy some cider and jam later, I was already overloaded this morning.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

finally getting a balance on a $1500 bill:

 

[janscutter]

Not so much happy smile as facepalm laugh smile...

Number of days since Cody bonked his head on the sliding door = 0

 

[AmericanBoobeh]

finally getting a balance on a $1500 bill:
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"Fuck no you aren't getting my address"

 

[AmericanBoobeh]

Not so much happy smile as facepalm laugh smile...

Number of days since Cody bonked his head on the sliding door = 0

Who's Cody?

 

[Wayne Kerr]

"Fuck no you aren't getting my address"

its not that so much as ive waited long enough. 10 minute drive.

 

[AmericanBoobeh]

its not that so much as ive waited long enough. 10 minute drive.

Yeah that makes sense.. still though.. fuck giving it out to clients.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Yeah that makes sense.. still though.. fuck giving it out to clients.

this was a special case.