but the taxman will have their hand out. and or she will get half of it? lol
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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
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HIV ?
Fuck all.
Made me lmao not happy or smile.
Idiot phone scammers calling my phone this morning 1 I don't answer my phone unless I know who's calling , 2 I don't answer calls from anyone calling from a mi area code (bunch of flakes up there ) and 3 I definitely don't answer calls from Liberia lol . got the trifecta this morning , call coming from someone I don't know from Liberia using a mi area code.
Idiot phone scammers calling my phone this morning 1 I don't answer my phone unless I know who's calling , 2 I don't answer calls from anyone calling from a mi area code (bunch of flakes up there ) and 3 I definitely don't answer calls from Liberia lol . got the trifecta this morning , call coming from someone I don't know from Liberia using a mi area code.
Being kissed by the sun in 20º temperatures in mid October, pretty much unheard of in Britain.
This year and summer will be spoken about for decades like the summer of 1976.
This year and summer will be spoken about for decades like the summer of 1976.
Read today and saw development pictures that the new part of the IL-2 flight sim has the area I'm living as the map (industrial region of the Rhein/Ruhr area). Hopefully, the game engine/my PC can handle the 'millions' of houses.
One new enemy is known as well, the P-47 Thunderbolt.
One new enemy is known as well, the P-47 Thunderbolt.
That is really cool, you can drop a bomb on any of your neighbours who you don't like!
Today Tesco's delivered my groceries, they didn't have any regular Tanquery, so substituted it for Tanquery 10. They also didnt have any bubble gum handwash, its a childrens one i always use because its gentle and smells yummy, they subbed that for a Minions handwash that talks and giggles when you use it ...It's the small things in life that make it joyous (Well except when it comes to dick)
Seeing a black woman getting zero correct answers on TV show The Chase 
I like to answer and troll the shit out of them, i've asked the women callers if they're wearing anything under their burka and i've told the men that my dog is making love to my leg.. the aim is to make them hang up before i do
Give it a go next time !
I'd fucking hang up if you answered the phone!
Hilarious!!!...
Are you an Indian Microsoft trained computer technician called John who is telling me 'You are having the problems with Windows computer, it is filled with the computer virus' ? I had 3 calls from them one morning.. the best thing to do with them is to sound worried and thank them for helping you, then tell them your computer is quite old ( this will make them think anti virus ect will be out of date and make it easier for them to get into your system ) and then.... you tell them its starting.. they ask if it's running yet.. you say it's still starting.. Windows logo is now showing ect ect, make this last for a good 5 minutes. Once you've decided its ready to roll they will ask you to hit the Windows shortcut key.. pretend to do what they tell you to do ( their aim is to get you to allow remote acces to your computer so they can install ransomware and ask you for money to remove it ) make an excuse for your computer freezing and tell them you've got to reboot it.. another 5 minute boot time
they think they're goning to make some money off you so they'll stay on the line for ages. Remember to keep thanking them for their help as they're trying to fuck up your computer and rip you off, ask them what football team they support ect, ask if they are Christian, as if they watched Eastenders the previous night and make up a completely stupid storyline about Barry returning and shooting Ian Beale with a crossbow, tell them you'll be back in a minute because the dog has pissed on the new living room carpet.. tell them that you're a naturist and you're stark bollock naked.. ask them if they mind that you're naked.. ask them if it turns them on knowing that you're naked.. tell them you've just had your nipples pierced and they're erect all the time now... the more outrageous the better!
lmao ~ ive never got the time for these fuckers...
Seeing a black woman getting zero correct answers on TV show The Chase
Lmao again!!! ~ blacks are fucking stupid...
Nothing i'm a miserable cunt this week.
Friend from back home is sending me 2 bottles of
filé since I can't feel it up here. Let the gumbo cooking start
filé since I can't feel it up here. Let the gumbo cooking start
This. Is. Hilarious!
That's my ex husband's doing. Drunk as fuck. Fucking Moron!
That's my ex husband's doing. Drunk as fuck. Fucking Moron!
I just weighed myself and I'm finally 199.5! I know it still sounds like a lot but I started out this year at about 245lbs. I havent weighed this much/little since high school. (Yes, I know all Americans are fat fucks but I'm working on it). I'm super happy with where I am now, just have to tighten everything up a little. This is a very happy day for me and it's been a long time coming 
