What made you smile/happy today ?

[Smokinrav]

I let my kitty out on our 5th floor deck for the first time and she considered jumping for awhile, then she just squirmed in the sun for 20 minutes and went back inside. Very happy...

 

[Smokinrav]

Here she is...

 

[McM]

20 year olds door knocking for Halloween here. Lmao get the fuck off my lawn americunts.

Halloween: We asked what you thought of this celebration … and got very different responses - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

I had three little Arabs/sandniggers dressed like vampires last evening. They were saying something but I couldn't understand, because of the plastic teeth.
Back then on Saint Martins day 50 years ago we had to sing a song and show our self-built lanterns to get some sweets and a penny.

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

FFS yeah , now they 'do' halloween in Germany. WTFF. soon they'll be doing halloween in China.

 

[mrln]

got transferred to a different job site. was supposed to start today. i called the boss and told him id see him on moan day. but made sure first if he needed me there today or not. "no worries. take a 3 day weekend. see you monday." SHAWEEEET!

 

[msr]

FFS yeah , now they 'do' halloween in Germanistan. WTFF. soon they'll be doing halloween in China.

I didn't know Mooslims 'did' Halloween.

 

[King-Rory]

I didn't know Mooslims 'did' Halloween.

They'll do anything that takes free stuff from non believers.

 

[wino]

A fucking shit load of this stuff fell out of a truck at work today . The boss was out at the time si i dropped one on his d3sk . He said thanks i wonder if he.s going to keep thanking me over the next few months cause i randomly placed about a dozen or so thru the 3 filing cabniets he left unlocked in his office lol

 

[Jacky Boy]

Talked to a pretty girl this morning.

 

[McM]

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A fucking shit load of this stuff fell out of a truck at work today .

Damn, what's 'pigebarbering'? (written on one of the covers)
It seems to be not English, TSS is it a Scandinavian word maybe?

 

[wino]

Damn, what's 'pigebarbering'? (written on one of the covers)
It seems to be not English, TSS is it a Scandinavian word maybe?

Honestly not sure mate . Type it into google

 

[TSS]

Damn, what's 'pigebarbering'? (written on one of the covers)
It seems to be not English, TSS is it a Scandinavian word maybe?

Danish!

 

[McM]

Danish!

Seems to mean shaving the pussy.

 

[Darth Pepe]

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A fucking shit load of this stuff fell out of a truck at work today . The boss was out at the time si i dropped one on his d3sk . He said thanks i wonder if he.s going to keep thanking me over the next few months cause i randomly placed about a dozen or so thru the 3 filing cabniets he left unlocked in his office lol

Lol af

 

[King-Rory]

I was in the kitchen dicing up some lamb steaks, I peeled one off the chopping board and it made a sound a bit like shhhluuurp! My wife said " That sounds like my minge when I get out of bed in the morning".

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

I was in the kitchen dicing up some lamb steaks, I peeled one off the chopping board and it made a sound a bit like shhhluuurp! My wife said " That sounds like my minge when I get out of bed in the morning".

She's right, it does!

 

[King-Rory]

She's right, it does!

Cheeky bugger!

 

[killermfkaty]

I didn't have to see the cunt that is called "my mother"

 

[Bongo bill]

I didn't have to see the cunt that is called "my mother"

Oh somebody else who loves they mum as much as me

 

[mrln]

my son called from boot camp