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What made you smile/happy today ?

My neighbor's holstein milk cows got into and stuck on the flood plain this am. They were trying atv's and skiffs to herd them homeward but the soddy cows kept spreading out and getting stuck in the mud or stranding themselves on little islands.
Never fear...i got this.

It was kinda like this


But i felt like this



But i was alone. With cows. And my hunka burning love, fatty mcblunty saint john smythe.
Epic.

Free milk for the rest of my life.
Fuck yeah!!!
 
My neighbor's holstein milk cows got into and stuck on the flood plain this am. They were trying atv's and skiffs to herd them homeward but the soddy cows kept spreading out and getting stuck in the mud or stranding themselves on little islands.
Never fear...i got this.

It was kinda like this


But i felt like this



But i was alone. With cows. And my hunka burning love, fatty mcblunty saint john smythe.
Epic.

Free milk for the rest of my life.
Fuck yeah!!!

got any pix?
 
I found a childs cuddly toy in a hedge while I was walking my dogs to the beach. It was a cute little rabbit so I picked it up brought it home. Later that day I see on a local facebook group some holiday maker asking if anyone had seen her childs much loved needed toy. I felt so happy knowing I had rescued it. But I was wondering do I just message her and let her know I will post it to her, or do I post photos of it on said Facebook group of it getting smashed in the arse by various teddy bears, dressed up like Isis ? Both make me get a little joy tingle

How big is it? Will it fit up yer love hole? If so shove it up then send her PM for her addy. Job done and two birds with a feather and all that init.
 
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