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What made you smile/happy today ?

Imagine this was Trump. Lol libtards

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I was parked at the side of the road having a crafty smoke before I picked my son up from school and this great big mahoosive Range Rover pulled up in front of me, tinted windows, flash alloy wheels, Supercharged badge..........you know the type! On the back just above the number plate someone had written T O S S E R in the dust on it.
 
I just had to nip out to put fuel in the car for tomorrow but wifey insisted on coming with me. After eating a huge plate of food I could feel my guts bubbling, I let go a silent but really warm fart, it was a hair's breadth away from me actually shitting myself, it smelt like burning rubber. Wifey asked me why I was sniggering to myself then she called me a dirty bastard and opened the window.
 
King-Rory said:
I just had to nip out to put fuel in the car for tomorrow but wifey insisted on coming with me. After eating a huge plate of food I could feel my guts bubbling, I let go a silent but really warm fart, it was a hair's breadth away from me actually shitting myself, it smelt like burning rubber. Wifey asked me why I was sniggering to myself then she called me a dirty bastard and opened the window.
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She's gonna get you one day :lol:
 
My daughter rode her first dirt bike. . . My daughter crashed her first dirt bike. Lol
We as a collective of 4 adults cheered her on all the way. Until she walked off and left a running bike on its it.s side and walked away. daughter won't do it twice




Lily bugger. . funny as tho
 
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