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What made you smile/happy today ?

I passed the exam!

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Made me laugh so hard I literally almost pissed my pants a few minutes ago.
Was working in the pharmacy helping them.get caught up , have a borrowed pharmacist tonight she was complaining about her canada dry ginger ale being flat I told her check the date on it make sure it wasn't expired, one of the techs said you cant check the dates on them
I kid you not the pharmacist says seriously with a straight face "why are they written in Canadian numbers?" I fucking lost it . I had to leave :lol:
 
I feel like hell

Borrowed some waterproof trousers off of Addie (land owners wife) for the walk to lerryn shop (I called them and they actually had tobacco, one pack of golden Virginia and one pack of Richmond supers for once so no walking to lostwithiel was needed today)
Anyways

The waterproof trousers are fucking massive and thick, probably rubber.. look like green waders, they're huge... They come up past my belly button and still completely cover my boots... And the waterproof jacket I went for is about 2 sizes too big and also thick as fuck and like rubber..
It hasn't rained the whole walk... All day it rained, then when I left the land it stopped.. and I'm on my way back from the shop now, still isn't raining
I am so so so sweaty.. and walking like Matt (old boss... I sent this message to a mate so sorry GG guys it's a copy paste job) with my legs and arms spread wide like an ard nut to stop the chafing..
I have never been so uncomfortable in all my life..

And the worst part
Every single person I've seen (and there were alot of people outside the shop and pub) is dressed totally normally.. no waterproofs in sight.. just looking at me plodding down the road like a big green Michelin man... Or a tellytubby.. I feel like I should be on a deep sea fishing trawler
You put an oxygen tank on my back and I'd look the part for hardcore underwater caving
At least the two women in the shop had a laugh at my expense... Fuck sake
 
I feel like hell

Borrowed some waterproof trousers off of Addie (land owners wife) for the walk to lerryn shop (I called them and they actually had tobacco, one pack of golden Virginia and one pack of Richmond supers for once so no walking to lostwithiel was needed today)
Anyways

The waterproof trousers are fucking massive and thick, probably rubber.. look like green waders, they're huge... They come up past my belly button and still completely cover my boots... And the waterproof jacket I went for is about 2 sizes too big and also thick as fuck and like rubber..
It hasn't rained the whole walk... All day it rained, then when I left the land it stopped.. and I'm on my way back from the shop now, still isn't raining
I am so so so sweaty.. and walking like Matt (old boss... I sent this message to a mate so sorry GG guys it's a copy paste job) with my legs and arms spread wide like an ard nut to stop the chafing..
I have never been so uncomfortable in all my life..

And the worst part
Every single person I've seen (and there were alot of people outside the shop and pub) is dressed totally normally.. no waterproofs in sight.. just looking at me plodding down the road like a big green Michelin man... Or a tellytubby.. I feel like I should be on a deep sea fishing trawler
You put an oxygen tank on my back and I'd look the part for hardcore underwater caving
At least the two women in the shop had a laugh at my expense... Fuck sake
:lolhard:
 
I have never been so uncomfortable in all my life..

Reminds me of the Goretex hazmat suits we had to wear when working in toxic environments. (nuclear plants, industry demolition, asbestos removal). This was so exhausting and uncomfortable, (plus breathing through a filter device/rebreather on your back) so you had to work for only 2 hrs max. then a break of 30 minutes. Was well paid in the '80/90s but an awful job, I had to be doped all the time.
 
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I feel like hell

Borrowed some waterproof trousers off of Addie (land owners wife) for the walk to lerryn shop (I called them and they actually had tobacco, one pack of golden Virginia and one pack of Richmond supers for once so no walking to lostwithiel was needed today)
Anyways

The waterproof trousers are fucking massive and thick, probably rubber.. look like green waders, they're huge... They come up past my belly button and still completely cover my boots... And the waterproof jacket I went for is about 2 sizes too big and also thick as fuck and like rubber..
It hasn't rained the whole walk... All day it rained, then when I left the land it stopped.. and I'm on my way back from the shop now, still isn't raining
I am so so so sweaty.. and walking like Matt (old boss... I sent this message to a mate so sorry GG guys it's a copy paste job) with my legs and arms spread wide like an ard nut to stop the chafing..
I have never been so uncomfortable in all my life..

And the worst part
Every single person I've seen (and there were alot of people outside the shop and pub) is dressed totally normally.. no waterproofs in sight.. just looking at me plodding down the road like a big green Michelin man... Or a tellytubby.. I feel like I should be on a deep sea fishing trawler
You put an oxygen tank on my back and I'd look the part for hardcore underwater caving
At least the two women in the shop had a laugh at my expense... Fuck sake
You need to settle the fuck down. You seem a fair chap, im not reading your wall of pain so hasten towards brevity lad.
 
This.. this is me settling down o.o
Give it a year, once me cabins built.. I'll be very sedate
Atm though it's all hands on deck, I'm only 24! Don't get me sat on my ass already
Perish the thought.

If it's any help at all, i'd gladly give you a smart slap to keep you sharp.

24? Get back in the field
 
Perish the thought.

If it's any help at all, i'd gladly give you a smart slap to keep you sharp.

24? Get back in the field
Ah the slap wouldn't do alot.. I might even like it.. o.o
I left a flat for a field
I left a field for a fort
I left the fort for a boat
And I left the boat for this place o.o
I'm not going back to the field!
I just want my cabin, in the woods, some food growing, some animals.. well a homestead
I'm working towards it!
In the meantime though I shall remain nigh on perpetually manic..
All the normal friends I know are depressed so.. slap or no slap, I'll keep doing what I'm doing :p
Sorry!
 
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