LucifBird
Evil Overwatch
He probably wants you to do some squats.................(on his face).some dude told me today at the gym,"dude you workout really hard, i noticed. i like the routine you have going on."
then he gave me a pat on the back.
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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
- Start date
I truly love this DOA *cheers*
kissing his ass wont prevent you from getting banned.... lolI truly love this DOA *cheers*
SPHINCTERPUNCH
THE SPHINCTER PUNCHER!
That's a sweet Rocket Bro,Bet she flies...SP
SPHINCTERPUNCH
THE SPHINCTER PUNCHER!
Damn,too bad U couldn't of video recorded that with sound...Woulda been funny to see I suspect,lol...SP
SPHINCTERPUNCH
THE SPHINCTER PUNCHER!
Bunch of friggin Rascals eh?
Put's a smile on the face,and that's what's important,lol...SP
SPHINCTERPUNCH
THE SPHINCTER PUNCHER!
Some payback on my cat Dozer earlier on Today...He's very ninja like,and pulls cheap-shots on me...but earlier I crept up behind him,and "JAH" sent him two feet straight up in the fkn air,and when he landed he looked all disheveled and shit...I almost crapped myself from laughter,and I'm laughing again now...Friggin Riot",lol...SP
when mine walk by,ill shuffle my foot real quick or make a hiss sound. thatll freak em out just the same. it is hysterical...
SPHINCTERPUNCH
THE SPHINCTER PUNCHER!
Ya,it's good for a chuckle,and keeps them on their toes,lol...SP
Now I'm not sure this has me left me happy to be fair.. more really freaked out whilst confused, bemused.. I have been laughing alot but.. well not 100% why..
I suppose I'm happily freaked out
It's been a new experience..
Typing is alot more effort it should be.. FFS, getting easier anyway, slowly
So today
I am in hospital
I've had a CT scan and waiting for a MRI scan..
They think I've had a TMI? Or RTI? On of the docs will know what I mean
Basically a "minor stroke"
Had a headache for a days.. then I tried but got worse then suddenly stopped..
And this since then half of my face has been stuck.. frozen
I couldn't speak for shit.. I can almost speak properly again now..
And I lift can both my eyebrows and my lips again too
It was really strange, wasn't just that I couldn't move my mouth properly but I also couldn't find the right words.. really struggled to think a whole sentence through coherently.. in weird ways
I was trying for ages to try
"I think properly"
But I'd get on think and say
"I brain, brain.. brain... think"
And when I wanted to say
"My head was hurting"
All I could say was
"I.. I.. think burns"
And instead of being able to say
"I can't move this side of my face"
I was going
"It's.. almost.. AHH.. I can't say it.. my face moving, I can brain. I can't.. oh for fucks sake"
I can basically speak and think normally again so they'll let me go tonight, call them back any more problems, don't stay alone and I have to come back on Monday.. they'll be giving me some medications too
I was super fried for a good hour.. fucked.. it has been funny and pretty embarrassing trying to force out simple words.. I could barely say my date of earth, couldn't say an address and my mobile number forever (I couldn't say 8, everytime my mind just defaulted to seven or when I was really lucky I was saying eigheven)
Can say eight..
Anyway waiting for blood tests after the CT and MRI scan
long time
I suppose I'm happily freaked out
It's been a new experience..
Typing is alot more effort it should be.. FFS, getting easier anyway, slowly
So today
I am in hospital
I've had a CT scan and waiting for a MRI scan..
They think I've had a TMI? Or RTI? On of the docs will know what I mean
Basically a "minor stroke"
Had a headache for a days.. then I tried but got worse then suddenly stopped..
And this since then half of my face has been stuck.. frozen
I couldn't speak for shit.. I can almost speak properly again now..
And I lift can both my eyebrows and my lips again too
It was really strange, wasn't just that I couldn't move my mouth properly but I also couldn't find the right words.. really struggled to think a whole sentence through coherently.. in weird ways
I was trying for ages to try
"I think properly"
But I'd get on think and say
"I brain, brain.. brain... think"
And when I wanted to say
"My head was hurting"
All I could say was
"I.. I.. think burns"
And instead of being able to say
"I can't move this side of my face"
I was going
"It's.. almost.. AHH.. I can't say it.. my face moving, I can brain. I can't.. oh for fucks sake"
I can basically speak and think normally again so they'll let me go tonight, call them back any more problems, don't stay alone and I have to come back on Monday.. they'll be giving me some medications too
I was super fried for a good hour.. fucked.. it has been funny and pretty embarrassing trying to force out simple words.. I could barely say my date of earth, couldn't say an address and my mobile number forever (I couldn't say 8, everytime my mind just defaulted to seven or when I was really lucky I was saying eigheven)
Can say eight..
Anyway waiting for blood tests after the CT and MRI scan
long time
That sounds scary, if you're smiling you're nuts... But we knew that already?
Only just been waiting for 5 hours now since the CT scan.. I suppose that's a good sign :/ can't be too major eh
It felt like sleep paralysis but only on my face and stopped me talking properly.. and my thoughts were seriously disorganised
Im pretty sure all is normal again as I am fucking bored...
Not sure whether I should discharge myself for not, don't particularly fancy walking back any later than this, and I'm hungry v.v
Still
I can speak again so I shouldn't complain should I
I've still one of those cannula in though v.v
It felt like sleep paralysis but only on my face and stopped me talking properly.. and my thoughts were seriously disorganised
Im pretty sure all is normal again as I am fucking bored...
Not sure whether I should discharge myself for not, don't particularly fancy walking back any later than this, and I'm hungry v.v
Still
I can speak again so I shouldn't complain should I
I've still one of those cannula in though v.v
Still here.. 2:20..
Just had more blood taken as there wasn't inconclusive about the last lot.. Chinese doctors just came to see me though so I'm feeling more confident..
Just had more blood taken as there wasn't inconclusive about the last lot.. Chinese doctors just came to see me though so I'm feeling more confident..
All joking aside happy, I really hope you're ok and it's nothing serious. Sounds crazy though... Have you been bitten by any spiders lately or inhaled weird fumes?
Bell's Palsy ...get checked for lymes...
https://www.mayoclinic.org › symptoms-causes › syc-20370028
https://www.mayoclinic.org › symptoms-causes › syc-20370028
A minor stroke, I'd say. ?
I wasn't kissing anyones ass you knuckle I do like what the back of that truck says dammit Mrln
