What made you smile/happy today ?

[Twisted.Gemini]

My morning ritual.. coffee and a cig

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

All joking aside happy, I really hope you're ok and it's nothing serious. Sounds crazy though... Have you been bitten by any spiders lately or inhaled weird fumes?

I'm not too sure.. given where I live I am thinking (and someone just mentioned it here) I might have had a tick on me at some point and maybe got Lyme's from of them..
They took my blood a few times but sent me home at 4am, I'm waiting on a call from the specialist team.. they need to book me in for an MRI scan still aswell so I get that some time over the weekend..
And I have to see a stroke specialist Monday to go through some more tests...
If it is a TRI then I just need to be on a course of blood thinners and if any thing feels wrong for the next 90 days I need to get in touch ASAP as 15% of people who have one will have a full on stroke in that time :/
Bit sketchy really, I'm not particularly old..
I'll get answers soon, I'm just going to try and avoid too much screen time.. and not do anything too strenuous v.v probably a bit of a warning shot that I aught to slow down

I tell you though today this message took a few minutes

My first message yesterday about me being in hospital..
Took me nearly 2 hours to write :/
And reading it back it still wasn't.. right..
All will be well though
Still got a ridiculous headache today..
There's that update

Thanks for the concern
All the best pink and anyone else

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

If I end up like this

You guys will have far less walls of text to sift by lol..
FFS v.v..

Anyway I'll put the phone away and hope for a secret lol somewhere out there
My GIF game will suffer..

(I have visions of me trying to go look after rod in Barnstaple with his stroke.. we'll both just be sat there unable to talk to eachother...)

 

[snatch]

Ffs

Send an owl if you top it

 

[Ga Dawg]

my old lady woke me up with coffee, a blunt & a blowjob! ☮

 

[Cyphers]

having a good buzz going at 9 a.m. its been like a few days..

 

[Burnt Öfferings]

my old lady woke me up with coffee, a blunt & a blowjob! ☮

 

[samael88]

Got to break into somebody's car at work (locked their keys inside). Glad to have helped and always nice to have a bit of practice.

 

[D.O.A.]

my old lady woke me up with coffee, a blunt & a blowjob! ☮

I'm my country "old lady" is what you call your mother

Gross, dude

 

[Abyss]

today's been pretty shitty to be fair, but cats always make my day.

 

[Ga Dawg]

I'm my country "old lady" is what you call your mother

Gross, dude

sorry you sleep with your mother but in my country its what we call our girlfriends/wives

 

[Lazlo Morphine]

My cars

 

[mrln]

i heard a story earlier today stating that,this one lil boy who went trick or treating came to a house where there was a bowl out for kids to take some candy. you know,honor system. well anyway,this kid went to the bowl and found that it was empty. so what he did,was, took candy out of his bag and filled the bowl for other kids so they would have candy.

 

[Ra's Al Ghul]

i heard a story earlier today stating that,this one lil boy who went trick or treating came to a house where there was a bowl out for kids to take some candy. you know,honor system. well anyway,this kid went to the bowl and found that it was empty. so what he did,was, took candy out of his bag and filled the bowl for other kids so they would have candy.

i saw this video too.. It's doing the rounds..
The video was captured by the house door CCTV.
The residents had left a big ass orange bowl of candy on a table on the deck.
The young man was dressed as a count/ dracular, and is bespectacled.
He must be around 10 or 12. He came and saw that the candy bowl was empty.. he looks around as if wondering if he should ask someone to refill the bowl..
but then he hears some others coming up the path to the house.
He turns and see's it's a little girl of about 3-4 yrs coming up.. followed by her mother...

He quickly puts down the bag of collected candy he had with him, and scoops handfuls of it into the orange bowl which was sitting empty.
The mother of the young girl notices this and tells him something ( there wasn't any audio)

The young boy just nods, and then sets off!


This was a really warm gesture, and it sure made me happpy!!

 

[Daughter of Satan 1]

Bedtime.

 

[Norskr0ttfe]

Woke up whit a boner

 

[HG]

Woke up whit a boner

Congrats, whats his name?... Meeting up again?...

 

[Dolly]

My dude is absolutely useless in hospitals, has white coat syndrome, plus for the past few months hes convinced himself he's got prostate cancer. Yesterday he goes to see the bum hole doctor, Doc asks him to strip from the waist pants off then gives him a bottle asks him to pee and leaves the room so he has some privacy to pee. As he pees, hes so nervous a flob of poo comes out and hits the floor!.. Then hes in a mad panic trying to pick it up, dispose of it and he gets poo on the bottle somehow. He's in a right state of panic doing this emergency clean up. Me.... I'm almost unconscious because I am laughing so very much I can't breathe... Sides hurting , I just couldnt get my shit together at all. I had to leave to continue laughing in the corridor/waiting room just showing myself up getting stared at. Any time I can get the word poo into a sentence I am, like do you want one sugar or poo.., do you want to watch a poovie tonight, Im getting the silent treatment now. I hope things will impoove by this evening. Its impootent to talk.

 

[Humungus]

Fucking hell Dolly that had me pissing my pants.

 

[mrln]

it would bepoove him to be a lil more relaxed next time he goes for the results. the dr will poove him wrong about cancer.

speaking of dr's... today i get out of work early for another round of shots. hopefully it will help better this time around.