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What made you smile/happy today ?

Dollydeath said:
My dude is absolutely useless in hospitals, has white coat syndrome, plus for the past few months hes convinced himself he's got prostate cancer. Yesterday he goes to see the bum hole doctor, Doc asks him to strip from the waist pants off then gives him a bottle asks him to pee and leaves the room so he has some privacy to pee. As he pees, hes so nervous a flob of poo comes out and hits the floor!.. Then hes in a mad panic trying to pick it up, dispose of it and he gets poo on the bottle somehow. He's in a right state of panic doing this emergency clean up. Me.... I'm almost unconscious because I am laughing so very much I can't breathe... Sides hurting , I just couldnt get my shit together at all. I had to leave to continue laughing in the corridor/waiting room just showing myself up getting stared at. Any time I can get the word poo into a sentence I am, like do you want one sugar or poo.., do you want to watch a poovie tonight, Im getting the silent treatment now. I hope things will impoove by this evening. Its impootent to talk.
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Dolly you made my whole week by reading your post I can't stop laughing...oh your poor man I laughed so hard now I'm chocking hahahhaa oh lordy woman..... 🤭 :lulz::lolhard:
 
AmericanBoobeh said:
What are you Chocking?? Your truck tire?

Or did you mean choking? 🙄
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