What made you smile/happy today ?

[wino]

Interstate drivers are usually Aussies, good old school blokes. The locals are all Indian Muppets. I treat them like human garbage. Upper management are the private school fags we used to bash on Flinders street. I'm a Yobo shitkicker at heart

Fuck i didnt know we worked in the same industry. More than 1 indian muppet has sat out 8n my yard for and hour cause he just drove strait in again. fuck them.

 

[D.O.A.]

Fuck i didnt know we worked in the same industry. More than 1 indian muppet has sat out 8n my yard for and hour cause he just drove strait in again. fuck them.

Lol nice, nothing beats making them wait a few hours, they open their curtains and we send them back because shit moved around too much, go back to your depot and learn to use your straps cunt, then come back again

 

[wino]

Lol nice, nothing beats making them wait a few hours, they open their curtains and we send them back because shit moved around too much, go back to your depot and learn to use your straps cunt, then come back again

My favourite part is when they wave their arms and point at the truck i just get on the 2way and say "another 10" no one from my work goes near them lol

 

[D.O.A.]

My favourite part is when they wave their arms and point at the truck i just get on the 2way and say "another 10" no one from my work goes near them lol

I always think they should be glad they just have to stand there, Indians are some of the laziest people on the face of the earth. At least Asians have a work ethic, even if it is the ethic of a warm water drinking, loogie hocking communist peasant. Indians are literally good for nothing except sitting on their arse, and they fucking stink like paki dogshit

 

[Dolly]

Getting my internets back today made me very happy. My house got struck by lightening, during a really bad storm, Saturday night. One of the worst sorms I have ever seen, and despite me using surge protectors it fucked a few of my electricals, one of them being the modem/home hub. Have shitty 4g living so rurally so went into a major spaz panic at having no nets for a few days. All fixed now tho yay

 

[McM]

Could sleep comfortably over the day until midnight having weird dreams. Not bad.

 

[TheHolyToast]

My agent called me and the check for my fashion magazine shoot should be in my mailbox. $2k for six hours of my time 😎

 

[Abyss]

random chick said i was cute at work. her being a customer. social skills arent my best asset especially with stuff coming out of the left field like that.

 

[deviant2]

Hess Trucks I ordered were just delivered.

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Just checked the mail and got the coolest shirt ever for christmas from a friend back home to.

I will be wearing this to work.christmas day

 

[wino]

My agent called me and the check for my fashion magazine shoot should be in my mailbox. $2k for six hours of my time 😎

Hand model i assume what was the name of the "hand cream" you were selling ?

 

[Wolf]

Got my bonus in my check so now can pay the property taxes and tell the Government to fuck off for another year.

 

[Darth Hitlous]

It's no longer 2019 here, fuck that year

 

[nlgger_slayer]

It's no longer 2019 here, fuck that year

I'm giving you a like for that name alone.

 

[Druss]

Bought a bottle of this stuff a couple of weeks ago, only got around to opening it now, on its own it tastes like a combination of aniseed, liquorice and a firm yet gentle punch in the face.

Cut with a bit of room temperature Dr Pepper however, it becomes a trippy wonder, a beverage that truly takes your taste buds on a rollercoaster ride through a spectrum of 'utterly disgusting' to 'good God, if this drink were a human I would plant a slobbery kiss upon its chops!' and leaves you panting and unsure whether you feel the need to meditate, urinate or mastur...the art of Zen.

I don't know what's in it, I just assumed it was a cheapo knock off of Jagermeister, but it's pretty awesome, made me smile, thus it is so.

 

[D.O.A.]

Co-worker to manager:

"Who's replacing chicken chow mein"
*Asian boss who just got fired*
Shipping coordinator: "I am taking his job"
Co-worker: "you sure you were educated enough?"
Shipping coordinator "fuck off, steve"
Me: "who's replacing you"
Shipping coordinator: "we're looking for a replacement"
Steve: "well that should take all of 5 minutes"

 

[wino]

 

[Legendary Fuckwad]

A blood red sunrise behind the clouds/fog. Looked like Australia or a bomb. Really cool.

 

[HG]

a bottle of vino for breakfast...

 

[HG]

its my last full day here...