I DO NOT HAVE TO SHOW UP FOR JURY DUTY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!
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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
- Start date
Go to the ER with 'severe' abdominal pains 30 minutes before you need to show up.
Or get into an accident...
the er thing is a good idea. but i dont think id purposely get into an acciadent. my luck,id kill someone and thered be a jury selection for me!
kibagirl1212
is a ghoul
smooth. well done.Last night I was at the supermarket buying the ingredients to make really good fudge. (White chocolate morsels, sweetened condensed milk, macadamia nuts & dried cranberries) The cashier, a very good, not skinny but def. not fat Aryan woman looked at what I was buying and smiled. She asked me if I was making fudge, and if I was if I'd bring some back for her. I told her I would tomorrow, for a price. Her number.
She said yes.
It was so random, that made me smile last night & it is again now.
And yes, I shall go bring her fudge, so at a later date, I can pack hers.
as for what made me happy today, a long list of things: feeling a lot better today (been sick for the last week), 53 degree weather, weaseling my way out of school because i'm still sick, and the dumb bitches who thought they were being sneaky by hiding in the bathroom while skipping class. as if you couldn't hear them talking all the way down the hall.
I work one more day ( friday 16th march ) 8am start and prolly go thru to 6/7pm I get
4 four 4 FOUR yeah 4 days off
just enough time to pay the bills get a haircut and go back to work LOL
4 four 4 FOUR yeah 4 days off
just enough time to pay the bills get a haircut and go back to work LOL
Something about 4 here.. my 4th day not smoking, I'm happy about that. 
going to cape cod to see family today!
I live kinda close to there. Cape Cod is a good time.
I haven't heard fight in years and now you're the 2nd person in 2 days to post their shit between 2 different sites. \m/
Was just there today. I hate the cape. Probably comes from having to have lived there.
Mass fucking sucks. No doubting that,
i had a good time. it sux during "tourist season" no room to breathe. traffic going out is the worst because of two lane highways also. plus its expensive to live there. other than that,its a nice place. the beach babes too!
After dropping my phone down the loo, It pleased me to know that once dried out IT STILL WORKS!!! yay me.
Thats great it's survived but every time you answer a call those around you will think/ask has she just had a shit, a fart or anal ?
either way I dropped a phone in a chemical dunny at a work site, while the phone neva stopped working and it was lotsa Luz calling the no. when guys went in. the phone was never the same..................................................................................................................................................... it smelt like shit.
either way I dropped a phone in a chemical dunny at a work site, while the phone neva stopped working and it was lotsa Luz calling the no. when guys went in. the phone was never the same..................................................................................................................................................... it smelt like shit.
The fact that there are only two ways off the cape also sucks, especially when they work on both bridges at the same time. And the 'beach babes' you refer to are mostly VD-laden whores.
i read theres going to be work done. i dont like the fact that the bourne bridge has no center divider,but just lines right down the middle. i drive on the outter lanes because of it. plus the view is nice.
before i was married,ive fucked women up there and never had a problem (and yes they are whores just as i was. lol). i guess its sign of the times now!
Chicken & Pineapple sausages. NOM.
4 became 5 an extra day off 
Most likely get a bonus check today - plus found out I got a second job for the weekends.
It's good to stay busy.
It's good to stay busy.
