What made you smile/happy today ?

[Adnilreb]

 

[Deleted member 312115]

The fact that i have a cat :3

 

[eatmydiarrhoea]

Got the "all clear" on the results of my colonoscopy.

 

[Ratte]

Seeing the misery on my stepfather and little brother and sisters face when I rewatched my mother's funeral. Now they will be raised alone by an angry and bitter child abuser and they deserve it because they are his children.

 

[D.O.A.]

 

[hippy999666]

This pic did it for me, the MC-21 on the mates trailer. Ready for the rego wankers to do and inspection to get it on the road. Not long now !!

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and a big shout out to you min10db, you might only be bringing a 6 pak of coopers on friday but you going home with a bottle of Jamisons bro !

No fucking thing.

 

[Monstra ElisaSue]

I had a lot of fun interactions on this site today and that made me smile

 

[Nobbler]

I found two screws on the chair, I know my boys have been in my tool box because they can’t close it properly, had to search till I found they came from the back of the dryer, another screw is stuck either getting it out or trying to put it back in. If your going to commit a crime at least cover your tracks, I’ve locked their bikes up for a week.

 

[lovestruck]

I watched a video of a step father taking a hammer to his 6 year old step daughter. It was recorded on one of those old VHS cameras.

The way the blood sprayed the living room walls into a abstract smiley face. It made me happy.

 

[D.O.A.]

I found two screws on the chair, I know my boys have been in my tool box because they can’t close it properly, had to search till I found they came from the back of the dryer, another screw is stuck either getting it out or trying to put it back in. If your going to commit a crime at least cover your tracks, I’ve locked their bikes up for a week.

The screws were a decoy, they've stolen your tin snips and cut your brake line

 

[Super Kirbo]

my wife

Reading that made me smile you old romantic dog

 

[Nobbler]

The screws were a decoy, they've stolen your tin snips and cut your brake line

Lol, I just sometimes wish they had an on and off switch.

 

[PierogiWurst]

A thought about me being this lucky to be me

 

[dwdays]

I got a thorough blowjob and it was NOT my birthday

 

[Amalgamation]

I am excited that the turkeys I raised from chicks are now producing fertile eggs so that I may incubate them and grow my flock.

 

[mrln]

ill be happy to eat some fresh turkey from @CornHub!

 

[Nobbler]

 

[suckmebutt]

I actually burped, farted and sneezed at the same time this morning. Always heard about it but never had it happen before. Made me laugh a number of times today.

This. This has made my day. Btw some of these post are fucking wholesome. I love it.

 

[Amalgamation]

ill be happy to eat some fresh turkey from @CornHub!

I posted my last message here about twenty days ago, hopefully soon I'll have some little baby turkeys.

I'm going to buy a dehydrator eventually so I can make jerky out of em, I'll save a few for Thanksgiving of course too

 

[mrln]

I posted my last message here about twenty days ago, hopefully soon I'll have some little baby turkeys.

I'm going to buy a dehydrator eventually so I can make jerky out of em, I'll save a few for Thanksgiving of course too

how many do you expect to have?
you dont get emotionally attached to them do ya,and look at them like pets? then cry if they die or get sacrificed.