What made you smile/happy today ?

[Time Bomb]

Family, friends, and of course HATERS!

 

[Zayad]

I spoke to a recruiter who told me I was a prime candidate for intelligence, fuck yeah. I don't even care if he was lying to try to get me to join faster, that's great to hear.

 

[social outcast]

Hey gman, this is along the same lines as yours..sort of..well it invloves a freakn vacuum and happened yesterday but this shit is still bringing a smile..I have a p/t gig with a company in town repairing all their exercise equipment and they had a machine I ordered a transmission for. (I know, its weird these machines have parts called clutches, alternators, tranmissions, drive motors, batteries just like freaking cars) So this is the only machine they have of this sort and next day air shipped the part and I am replacing it when I get it ll took apart and put back together when I can't find a piece of the effing master link. Its three parts if you are familiar with these from bicycles but this particular chain is fat, not what would be found in a bike store an its Saturday, there's not aparts store open that would have such part in stock. So I scour the machine, top to bottom, front to back, inside and out..I nearly was at point of posting this to WhatPissedYouOff thread when I deduced the only rationale alternative is that the master link connector fell on the carpet, I had the whole assembly took a part to determine it was the tranny, and the night crew vacumed it up. So I ask the gal who manages the night crew what. Vacuum would have been used on the top floor machine is at and she says, "without a doubtthe orange backpack vacuum." Ok, so before heading to it and grab my telescopic magnet and make sure the othr two parts of the master link are ferrous, yep. And find the vacuum, remove the debris container and head out to the dumpster, sort o hating life cuz now I hve to sift through this fine dust and hair and who knows what but on the walk out I poke the magnet 5-6 times into the container and check the tip, whoila! The master link part is looking me square in the eyes! Didn't even make it out to the dumpster, didn't even have to sift through. And now machine can be buttoned up and put into service! Alls well ends well. Happy.
Old bastard of a tranny

New tranny and alternator pulleys looking aligned

(Sorry for grammatical errors, mobiles..bleh)

 

[deadpuppet]

first decent shit in a week

This one must have been like one of those plugs hibernating bears have because today I took a 5 pound sauce dump. It piled over the waterline and the surrounding water looked all muddy. Now my bowels feel as empty as Legendary Fuckwads soul.

Edit:
P.S. naps rock

 

[social outcast]

I have a hope I get laid grimace..heading to the company xmas party for said company above. Hell, I'll post on the fly any upskirt candid pix I snap

 

[Hellwig]

Finished HL2 in under 8 hrs playing time.
Jealous much?
Yeah, u jealous...

 

[social outcast]

Happy dick dance time...yea baby..HO HO HOES

 

[no1uno]

I'm going to try to get the dog out of the woods now. I saw a pic of her, and she looks so cute. I hope I will bring her home!!

 

[social outcast]

Dog..out..of..woods? I just came (no pun intended ) from the woods myself.

 

[zombiegirl]

I'm going to try to get the dog out of the woods now. I saw a pic of her, and she looks so cute. I hope I will bring her home!!

wait, like an abandoned doggie?....... GO GET HER!!!!!!!

 

[no1uno]

Ye

wait, like an abandoned doggie?....... GO GET HER!!!!!!!

Yep, she is very afraid. The animal control guy said he thought she was a golden lab/ retriever mix, about 2 years old, and had been living in the woods for a year. He said she was not a problem, and he checked on her from time to time. The people in the neighborhood made a dog house for her with a tarp over it, and feed her. But that's no way for a dog to live, she needs a family and love. It will take time to work with her, but I'm up for it. I have a doggy tranquilizer and a can of dog food.
I will post if i got her or not when i get back.

 

[snatch]

Happy dick dance time...yea baby..HO HO HOES

pics or it dinna haps

 

[zombiegirl]

Ye
Yep, she is very afraid. The animal control guy said he thought she was a golden lab/ retriever mix, about 2 years old, and had been living in the woods for a year. He said she was not a problem, and he checked on her from time to time. The people in the neighborhood made a dog house for her with a tarp over it, and feed her. But that's no way for a dog to live, she needs a family and love. It will take time to work with her, but I'm up for it. I have a doggy tranquilizer and a can of dog food.
I will post if i got her or not when i get back.

hope you get her

 

[social outcast]

pics or it dinna haps

Oh it happened. On like donkey kong..Heard my name over n over n over..mmhmmmmmm.....

 

[snatch]

Oh it happened. On like donkey kong..Heard my name over n over n over..mmhmmmmmm.....

did ye make like bread and crumb on her?

 

[no1uno]

Oh it happened. On like donkey kong..Heard my name over n over n over..mmhmmmmmm.....

You did it in the woods?

 

[social outcast]

Yea..watching stars and driving her home..we saw a shooting star..

 

[no1uno]

Yea..watching stars and driving her home..we saw a shooting star..

Cool,I love watching stars. Hope it turns into more for ya.

 

[social outcast]

Cool,I love watching stars. Hope it turns into more for ya.

Thank you! If ever there was a one..she's it. Just being dumb with hohohoes thang...

 

[mrln]

the look on my kids faces when i put xmas light up in their room. they were so amped.