What made you smile/happy today ?

[gman]

the look on my kids faces when i put xmas light up in their room. they were so amped.

If your wiring is anything like your spelling/grammar they'll be volted too. J/k.

 

[no1uno]

Ye
Yep, she is very afraid. The animal control guy said he thought she was a golden lab/ retriever mix, about 2 years old, and had been living in the woods for a year. He said she was not a problem, and he checked on her from time to time. The people in the neighborhood made a dog house for her with a tarp over it, and feed her. But that's no way for a dog to live, she needs a family and love. It will take time to work with her, but I'm up for it. I have a doggy tranquilizer and a can of dog food.
I will post if i got her or not when i get back.

Sadly I didn't get her. Someone is caring for her, she had food, and water, but wouldn't let us near her. I didn't feel comfortable enough to tranquilize her.

 

[sarah08]

My cousin FINALLY came home from Afghanistan! SO happy he's finally out of that hell hole!

 

[PTSD Is My Life]

I caught a customer pissing in my yard at work ! after he gave me a bunch of bullshit excuses I made it very clear to him that it's not fucking on, I dont piss in my yard mate, no-one pissess in my yard.
Good customer as well this bloke spends about $5000 a month with us he is the state distributer for Gulf Western Oils here and they sponser a V8 supercar team, so I told this bloke off and sent him on his way.

The very next day his boss rolls in with a pit jacket and shirt and dress jumper all of it straight out of their V8 supercar store ( easy @ $500 worth ) and a thousand apologies about his offsiders behaviour.

fucking win !

only problem is they sponser bloody holdens ( GM to you yanks ) and I follow Ford and there is a collingwood badge on the pit jacket aswell ! Oh well beaut looking gear tho

This is the reason the great and all powerful god that governs us (and no i don't mean Jesus' old man! But the one true god, the one we all bow our heads to. You know who I mean… the all seeing God we call The Internet!) the one that gave us eBay! Sell that shit! Buy porn & smile again! Oh how I thank the oh lord god Internet for helping me get these blistered palms from watching donkey porn and then giving me the power to search and find the ointment to heal both my weeping palm & knob sores before my g/f gets back next week!

 

[wino]

yeah I'll get right on it.

 

[DECADENCE]

Sadly I didn't get her. Someone is caring for her, she had food, and water, but wouldn't let us near her. I didn't feel comfortable enough to tranquilize her.

What you need to do is sit down in her vicinity and let her come to you, don't force it just let her come to you...keep trying to entice her will make it worse she is scared so let her do things on her own terms.

 

[deadpuppet]

this lol
http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s0BCNhz5MgkL&autoplay=0

 

[zombiegirl]

^ *chuckles*

 

[wino]

work cancelled due to the heat. PUSSIES

 

[C_R]

SNOW BLIZZARD. I fell into a ditch of snow this morning, it was wonderful.

 

[zombiegirl]

my pup went to the groomer; he's gonna fresh as a mf

 

[Mieka]

Gonna be moving back to the Netherlands - almost time for weed, booze and being annoying to prostitutes again!

 

[Hellwig]

Currently downloading The Witcher from GOG for only $2.50.

Fucking sweet!

 

[Geemonster]

I got paid today SWEET!
Apart from that it's -1ºC and i despise that so it's a bottle of single malt for me.

 

[zombiegirl]

a guy raging on BO2

 

[gman]

Fresh scallops.

 

[Geemonster]

Long Johns FUCK! they're warm

 

[social outcast]

Nine more posts to 5,000

 

[LDG]

my piercing healing well, already itching healing quick like I always do from physical wounds... woohoo!

 

[deadpuppet]

Work out with your transwoman sister. Watch her go out and lay waste to the lesbian bars, like a fucking sealion. Win.

reading this, lmao.