this is Houston, we are releasing latches to escape pods now.... stand by.party at the dorms yall!!!!. but yeah, I don't have to put up with my grandma bs much longer. I wanna say "in your face...... biotch!!!!!!
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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
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Candy cane flavored cotton candy.
I'm going back for moar tomorrow.
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yer nails were made for scoopun snuff..I'm going back for moar tomorrow.
lol I need to clip them. They worked great back in my coke daze.
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aye....dip and sniff
I've been enjoying being able to let them grow since I haven't been working. They will be gone before I go back.
I want some cotton candy!!!!!! gimme!!!!! 
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dont want to snag any iv's or get a pinky stuck in an urethra during a spastic catheterizing episodeI've been enjoyg being able to let them grow since I haven't been working. They will be gone before I go back.
It's hard to get germs washed away well enough and they could poke holes in the gloves. A pinky nail in the urethra could be fun though. Right up SAF 's alley.
this is pretty funny, to me at least. anywho, I have been staying at my dad and girlfriend's house and we watched The Walking Dead. (only the 1st episode and part of the 2nd of season 1). So after watching the episodes, we were put on edge. than my mom called and told my dad to drop me off at her job so I can go home. while the gf was driving (it was really dark with hardly any street lights) a couple of teens decided to walk in the middle of the road ( I didn't know they were there but the gf did) and right when they passed the window, they screamed like "ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'. than I was scared cause my first thought was it's a zombie. So I nearly dropped my leftover pizza and screamed "ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!' and nearly cursed while at it. and my dad got scared too but he didn't scream. but he did get mad afterwards. the end
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FUCK I DIED
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It's a Miracle!
lol jews
Everybody knows you never go full retard
btw---the way you're fondling those containers is somewhere between maternal and frottage
I'm game if you lot are.
