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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
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Where are you? Puffins always make me think of Hugh Hefner because that was the nickname one of his ex-girlfriends gave him lol.
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We're in Anstruther (Scotland).
I doubt the nickname was for having webbed feet and fishy breath...on the other hand...
Took a nap in the shade, under the trees. Felt good until the damn sun came over and made it hot as hell. Went for a ride on the bike and felt better again.
Going home.
DirtyDiamonds
I'll swallow your soul!
I've found my drink.
DirtyDiamonds
I'll swallow your soul!
I read a book I borrowed from a friend 5 years ago by Richard Bachman, aka Stephen King. After reading it, I returned it and the author escaped my mind. I couldn't find it again anywhere and nothing triggered my memory. I was disappointed for a long time because it was such a good book. Today my mother in law brings me a book and tells me "You must read this book!" and it's the fucking book I've been looking for! The Regulators.
2 years clean of heroin today!! *jig*
My awesome boss and two of my coworkers came by my house to see how I'm doing. They brought me a delish banana split cheesecake. I lurve my boss.
I'm watching Bob's Burgers for the first time and it's cracking me the fuck up.
Now Archer. If you don't already watch it.
I smiled when I found out my ex's father had a heart attack, and then a bunch of complications to go along with it - probably leading to his eventual death. I didn't mind the guy until after we split then I found out he told her that she needed to find someone with more class. LOL - You may have seen the picture of me in the kitchen. I was clean, made good money, supported his bitch and her three kids (from three fathers - none of which were me), and got her off welfare and into a job (against her wishes). If he only knew his daughter was a pothead, coke head, and stripper. Maybe he found out and that's what gave him the heart attack LOL. I also used to hear all the time about how her mother was a surgical nurse (I know, so what?) and how much money they had (again, so what). Well, all the nursing and money in the world ain't gonna help him now. Wish I could help, so that I could refuse to help. LOL.
Anyway, good for him and her. What goes around comes around as they say.
Did I mention she stole money from me to move out? Ah, memories. LOL
That's what made me smile today
Anyway, good for him and her. What goes around comes around as they say.
Did I mention she stole money from me to move out? Ah, memories. LOL
That's what made me smile today
I smiled when I found out my ex's father had a heart attack, and then a bunch of complications to go along with it - probably leading to his eventual death. I didn't mind the guy until after we split then I found out he told her that she needed to find someone with more class. LOL - You may have seen the picture of me in the kitchen. I was clean, made good money, supported his bitch and her three kids (from three fathers - none of which were me), and got her off welfare and into a job (against her wishes). If he only knew his daughter was a pothead, coke head, and stripper. Maybe he found out and that's what gave him the heart attack LOL. I also used to hear all the time about how her mother was a surgical nurse (I know, so what?) and how much money they had (again, so what). Well, all the nursing and money in the world ain't gonna help him now. Wish I could help, so that I could refuse to help. LOL.
Anyway, good for him and her. What goes around comes around as they say.
Did I mention she stole money from me to move out? Ah, memories. LOL
That's what made me smile today
They bragged about how much money a surgical nurse made? LOOOL
That and how much money he made too. They (mostly my ex) bragged about it. As far as surgical nurse, that's what my ex said, now she says critical care nurse. She's such a story teller that I'm thinking she may have been a bedpan cleaning nurse, what ever they would be called LOL. There's a lot to my ex's story but you'd probably not be interested and I don't have the time right now to get into it. Besides, I probably wouldn't even remember it all LOL.
