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Just came from the Sheriff's Dept. They recovered some of the shit that got stolen when some asshole junkies broke into my storage locker. My smile stopped when the cop said he wouldn't let me have five minutes alone with them in their cell. I told him I was going to quote some shit from the bible about stealing, but I think he didn't believe me.
 
Just came from the Sheriff's Dept. They recovered some of the shit that got stolen when some asshole junkies broke into my storage locker. My smile stopped when the cop said he wouldn't let me have five minutes alone with them in their cell. I told him I was going to quote some shit from the bible about stealing, but I think he didn't believe me.
Yeah, he must of seen Pulp Fiction too and knows what happens when someone starts quoting the bible.
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listening to my little boy and his best friend who is sleeping over laughing their sox off up stairs! (having a hot chilli extreme pringle competition!) also my dog is laying next to me and considering he eats anything that moves, he knows his place with the 3 cats. my 16 yr old persian who is senile, practically blind and packs a punch like a limp lettuce has just jumped up too.. the dog is now shaking! :lulz::lulz:
 
while I was eating lunch, Jingles was begging for some of my food (he does that very often). so I picked up a little piece, showed it to him, then pretended like I threw it on the floor (for him to get). he spent like 20 seconds looking for something that wasn't there :Happy: . I'm trying to get him to eat his doggie food again, not working out though.
 
while I was eating lunch, Jingles was begging for some of my food (he does that very often). so I picked up a little piece, showed it to him, then pretended like I threw it on the floor (for him to get). he spent like 20 seconds looking for something that wasn't there :Happy: . I'm trying to get him to eat his doggie food again, not working out though.

Jingles doesn't get the joke, it's cruel to tease him that way. If you want him to eat his own food, ignore the begging EVERY time and eventually he'll get the idea.
 
Jingles doesn't get the joke, it's cruel to tease him that way. If you want him to eat his own food, ignore the begging EVERY time and eventually he'll get the idea.

he doesn't? =( (lol jk). just was in the pranking mood. but most times I do ignore him, I tell my mom to do the same. for a while she does, then the puppy eyes take effect. he used to eat doggie food all the time :shrug:. (but that was a long time ago..) . so now, I'm in full-on ignore mode.
 
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