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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
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ESABATM
Meme DMaster Of Disaster
Yeah, he must of seen Pulp Fiction too and knows what happens when someone starts quoting the bible.
This asshole closes his eyes when the trigger is pulled...Try dat shyt in da hood...lol
Off work until Monday and got some time to myself and a shitload of money and liquor.
While it is extremely hard not to feed fluffy cute pets what you are eating, please do not tease jingles. It is a cruel thing to do considering food is about the most wonderful thing in the world to a dog.
he doesn't? =( (lol jk). just was in the pranking mood. but most times I do ignore him, I tell my mom to do the same. for a while she does, then the puppy eyes take effect. he used to eat doggie food all the time. (but that was a long time ago..) . so now, I'm in full-on ignore mode.
While it is extremely hard not to feed fluffy cute pets what you are eating, please do not tease jingles. It is a cruel thing to do considering food is about the most wonderful thing in the world to a dog.
A bottle of 'Korn'. Alcohol might not be a solution but definitely a way. So much for my 'going to bed early' thoughts.
Off work until Monday and got some time to myself and a shitload of money and liquor.
While it is extremely hard not to feed fluffy cute pets what you are eating, please do not tease jingles. It is a cruel thing to do considering food is about the most wonderful thing in the world to a dog.
ok you win. I won't
Bought an AK-47 saw-back bayonet from an antique store with scabbard. I can wear it on a belt but I think the bottom connects to a part of some uniform that keeps it strapped tight to where ever its supposed to be.
I told my mom about the GNAA, she thinks it's hilarious.
I told my mom about the GNAA, she thinks it's hilarious.
Mother-in-laws...can't kill 'em, so let's have some fun with them instead.
Mine MiL is staying with us until she buys her new house, so last night when she washed the dishes, I helped out by drying them and putting them away...only I put some of them back on the dirty side to be washed again. You'd think she'd cotton on but I managed to get her to re-wash about 5 plates, 3 cups, couple of trays and the steamer pot.
She also thinks there's something wrong with our power outlets because when she's using the vacuum or something with a long lead, it tends to turn on and off sporadically. Wonder how that could be.
I'm thinking of more things...if you got some ideas, post them.
Mine MiL is staying with us until she buys her new house, so last night when she washed the dishes, I helped out by drying them and putting them away...only I put some of them back on the dirty side to be washed again. You'd think she'd cotton on but I managed to get her to re-wash about 5 plates, 3 cups, couple of trays and the steamer pot.
She also thinks there's something wrong with our power outlets because when she's using the vacuum or something with a long lead, it tends to turn on and off sporadically. Wonder how that could be.
I'm thinking of more things...if you got some ideas, post them.
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lol you fuckin sociopath!Mother-in-laws...can't kill 'em, so let's have some fun with them instead.
Mine MiL is staying with us her until she buys her new house, so last night when she washed the dishes, I helped out by drying them and putting them away...only I put some of them back on the dirty side to be washed again. You'd think she'd cotton on but I managed to get her to re-wash about 5 plates, 3 cups, couple of trays and the steamer pot.
She also thinks there's something wrong with our power outlets because when she's using the vacuum or something with a long lead, it tends to turn on and off sporadically. Wonder how that could be.
I'm thinking of more things...if you got some ideas, post them.
I'm her favorite son-in-law...go figure! lol
Old fags posting under new fag account because they're too chicken shit to let everyone see what an ass they really are.
Swap the contents of two cupboards for a day. Swap them back the next day.I'm thinking of more things...if you got some ideas, post them.
gman
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Old Fuck
Bald Motherfucker
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Grammar Goebbels
Mrs Ethel Shroake
gman
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This user was banned
Guitar Hero
Old Fuck
Bald Motherfucker
Englishman
Grammar Goebbels
I meant the old account.
It could be someone who was banned (doubtful), someone who has a secondary (my guess), or even a member of staff - so as not to harm "reputation" (my second guess). I don't know for sure. I also don't really care. It just makes me smile that someone can be so chicken shit on the internet, where they're anonymous anyway. Ball-less people have always been a pet peeve of mine. I have no respect for them at all.
gman
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This user was banned
Guitar Hero
Old Fuck
Bald Motherfucker
Englishman
Grammar Goebbels
Well, as long as you don't care.
the academic advisor gave me a new advisor (since I changed my major). now I can go to my new advisor, and get the access code so I can put in my schedule for the Fall 
my wife
bacon and coffee
went to the movies with my son,just him and I
hung out with my daughter and horse played. (aggravated the wife really)
getting ready for bed. actually have the lap top as Im layin in bed
life is good today
bacon and coffee
went to the movies with my son,just him and I
hung out with my daughter and horse played. (aggravated the wife really)
getting ready for bed. actually have the lap top as Im layin in bed
life is good today
MisnomertheAccident
NewbieX
Being able to work, even if it was cleaning filthy dishes and taking out the trash at minimum wage. $$$$$$$$$
