What made you smile/happy today ?

[Mitzi777]

I was talking about normal chewing gum.

Yeah I know you were. That's what I was referring to......how my sister gave up.
I was just stating I tried the nicotine gum

 

[xshainax]

What made me smile today? knowing it gets religious peoples panties up in a twist when I tell them if you pray for me, I will pray to Satan to give them a brain to smarten up.

 

[barcelona]

Surely praying to Satan would in itself be considered a religeous act?

 

[xshainax]

I am not religious at all, it just makes me laugh when they get all offended. I don't believe in God or Satan

 

[zombiegirl]

good first day of classes =D . my chem profesor kinda sounds like Peter Giffin a bit, I giggled

 

[aRyan]

After leaving work without someone almost dying, I bought a good bottle of nice German wine, heated up some veil schnitzel, broke my promise to only drink one glass of wine, then cut some pieces of the best salami ever, which I got from family that went to Cape Cod last week. This makes me happy.

The "Olli" family in history, with a giant fucking pig.

Nom.

NOM.

 

[DirtyDiamonds]

Hopefully this will.

 

[wino]

Made me smile just looking at it

 

[DirtyDiamonds]

Made me smile just looking at it

It's already making me happy.... holy shit.

Maybe a shot and a half is all I've had and I feel like I would after probably 6 shots of vodka.

 

[Mizerelou]

Free lunch at my fav restaurant

 

[C_R]

мои муж

 

[wino]

мои муж

funny . . poor bastard

 

[D.O.A.]

A shout-out to the bored housewives taking a break from eating and middle aged men who take pictures of themselves in dark rooms with no flash, you're the reason the goregrish page has been so popular with the jews.
I'll be back there in 26 days to continue my quest of archiving pictures of your families for a future project.

 

[blacklotus]

the thai cleaning lady mistaking an elderly visitor for a resident. she told her she couldnt get in the taxi as it was dinner time, and she lived here, and brought her back in and plonked her at a dining table!!

 

[zombiegirl]

finish "first week" of college, since I'm starting over as a Freshman that's how I called it. and I had a succesful lab day. it was so cool. we looked at different organisms (Protococus, Amoeba, and Elodea) and I examined the stomach contents of a termite. one guy was able to see the Trichonympha (which is a bunch of microrganisms inside the intestine of the termite) and I could see them moving around. then we examine the skin cell of our cheek (inside); I thought I saw it (it was hard to tell if it was just the water + blue methane or the cell itself). but I think I did since I saw what it look like the nucleus. so yeah, lab was fun; long (3 hours) but fun =).

 

[Mizerelou]

The fact that my entire news feed on fb was about Batman and not football.

 

[wino]

doing the garden and lawns.

I never touch either without a beer/s and tunes playing.

 

[blacklotus]

won a bottle of wine at work on the tombola BOOM!!

 

[barbwir3]

singing a Capella streetlight misfits and nofx well skanking and cleaning the meat room. remembering i own a vaporizer. being able to run further then yesterday. seeing some nice mom ass at work today. she made a point to bend over and stretch in front of me daisy dukes never looked so good on someone so old. then the crushing reality of my life set in.

 

[C_R]

New bed