What made you smile/happy today ?

[zinfandel]

I am finally done moving. I hope I never do it again.

I want to move. I'm sick of Wisconsin. Right now I'm sitting here waiting to see if we're going to get hit with a freak September tornado or merely a severe thunderstorm. Tornados and storms in the summer, Blizzards in the winter. the thought of moving from this freak- weathered, humid buggy frozen hellhole made me smile today.

 

[Yabaw]

I can smell your foam

She's foaming at the goobox.

 

[zinfandel]

There's this disgusting woman I know. She has the hygiene of green decomp and always has mucus around her mouth. I was going to have to sit and keep her company at the hospital. BUT I DON'T HAVE TO!!! YAAY!! I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT HER!!!

I don't know why I seek out pics of the worst type of gore and drink a cup of coffee while looking at them; but the sight of this woman's mucus mouth puts me off of food for a week. But the point is : I DON'T HAVE TO SIT WITH HER!!!

 

[janscutter]

Always the comic.

 

[Draugur]

I received a letter today from another country's tax office. Seems my ex husband is being investigated.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

 

[Icygrave]

Rob Ford got cancer

 

[Yabaw]

Jr spacekids mother tried to guilt trip, force and eventually bribe her into moving back to her mothers house.


Jr spacekid told her mother "I don't even want to be around you"

Proud.

 

[D.O.A.]

Got a call from the guys on the late shift at work, not long after I left for the day the entire system crashed and they haven't had a very good time since. My Friday thought was

 

[GunXpert]

This amused me !
https://plus.google.com/113452272166976449266
SpeakDahTruth
commented on a video on YouTube.

Women are capable of being pervs. Sometimes when it's hot or when i'm coming from work i walk with my shirt off and i have a six pack and the amount of women that i caught just looking directly at my six pack is amazing. One woman was even driving and she took her eyes from the road and kept looking at my abs not realising that i could see her and when she looked up and saw that i could see her she put her eyes on the road again. Women are probably going to say i'm douche for having my shirt off in the first place or that it's somehow my fault but yet when women wear provocative clothing it's never their fault when they get looked at by men

jetshockey5
reply on a video on YouTube.

You come onto YouTube to comment, you have no abs and the only six pack you have is in your fridge. You play world of Warcraft and jerk
Off to internet porn.

 

[FallenSentry]

instant happy..

 

[sincisor]

went to dinner with my 93 yr old dad. Cute waitress too.,,that was nice

 

[Maud'Dib]

My crop has started budding, i'm as happy as a pig in shit.

 

[Tooly]

Got a friend request from Mikael Akerfelt of Opeth. Him requesting me! I've said lots of nice shit of Opeth's page, but still, this is way fucking awesome. And so far, the only Australian!

 

[Tooly]

went to dinner with my 93 yr old dad. Cute waitress too.,,that was nice

Way to go mate! That's great to an old bloke still getting out. So far your dad's lived 20 years longer than mine!

 

[McM]

Reading some of all the new posts here was funny this night. But..where's Simkin? New name?

 

[Wicked TinkerBell]

Reading some of all the new posts here was funny this night. But..where's Simkin? New name?

Yeah... sebkijon

 

[Tooly]

Reading some of all the new posts here was funny this night. But..where's Simkin? New name?

Also had an alt, Witchfynde

 

[Teddyray]

last night SAF and I started a fake flame war and all the worst posters came out of the woodwork to get on board. good times. that made me smile.

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

last night SAF and I started a fake flame war and all the worst posters came out of the woodwork to get on board. good times. that made me smile.

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