What made you smile/happy today ?

[Sichard Rimmons]

I got called for an interview for a job doing one of my dream jobs in the direction I've been wanting to move. It's almost too perfect to work out, but man am I doing some serious hoping.

 

[shitterofpants]

Hope it works out for you.

 

[Graziani]

drink a beer to Hanneman

 

[shitterofpants]

Fuck yeah, RIP.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

fuck pennywise. but the adicts, the dickies and di in the same week. willie on the horizon. fuck yeah

 

[Graziani]

drink a beer to Wurzel RIP

 

[D.N.R.]

According to the lovely young Jamaican man that called me today I have won $2.5 million and a BMW from Publisher's Clearinghouse. All I need to do is pay a small processing fee.

 

[D.O.A.]

paying for a full tank of gas... $10. Fuck yo cars nigga

 

[Wayne Kerr]

slushy beer
repost

 

[_Xtina_]

Sichard Rimmons
Good luck!

 

[msr]

According to the lovely young Jamaican man that called me today I have won $2.5 million and a BMW from Publisher's Clearinghouse. All I need to do is pay a small processing fee.

Shit. He called me last week, wanting $290.00 for processing. What color did you choose for your BMW? I choose blue. I managed to keep him on the phone for about 45 minutes. Wanted me to keep the call going as I went to wal mart to get the green dot card. Told him there was a dead spot and the call would be dropped, he called back about 10 times in the next hour.
419eater.com is a web site that scams these bastards back, so their time and monies are wasted, false bank accounts closed, fake websites shut down, etc.

 

[D.N.R.]

Shit. He called me last week, wanting $290.00 for processing. What color did you choose for your BMW? I choose blue. I managed to keep him on the phone for about 45 minutes. Wanted me to keep the call going as I went to wal mart to get the green dot card. Told him there was a dead spot and the call would be dropped, he called back about 10 times in the next hour.
419eater.com is a web site that scams these bastards back, so their time and monies are wasted, false bank accounts closed, fake websites shut down, etc.

I lost patience before he could ask which color I wanted.

 

[shitterofpants]

Paid our last cable TV bill, and our bill went down so much after dropping cable and just keeping internet that we've been credited for the next 2 plus months of service.

 

[Hel]

I always have pre-recorded fart sounds ready for telemarketers and phone scammers.

 

[Graziani]

hehehe

 

[rottenfresh]

I found a 20 in an old purse! Fuck yeah! Took it straight to Starbucks.

 

[Graziani]

I drink a beer to Quorthon from Bathory

 

[McM]

Pre-christmas sale is going very well. Best offer: Armani Si.

 

[Dixon Vixen]

Not one goddamn thing

 

[Wayne Kerr]