What made you smile/happy today ?

[Wayne Kerr]

people who appreciate the most miniscule efforts.

 

[rottenfresh]

I got $70.00 in the mail from a class action law suit that had already paid me $960.00 last year. Ten of it is going straight to Starbucks.

 

[GOLDSUN]

Below is exactly what always happens during photos with the family....

 

[GOLDSUN]

Saw this online.......

 

[Firegoddess420]

My sons report card came in the mail makes me feel good I am so proud of him!

 

[gman]

Brand spanking new.

 

[D.O.A.]

Someone called me an antisocial faggot ...on Facebook. *clicks like*

 

[McM]

Brand spanking new.
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These memories... Do you play records dry or with Lencoclean(?) ?

 

[gman]

These memories... Do you play records dry or with Lencoclean(?) ?

I ordered the liquid the same time as the brush, but it hasn't arrived yet.

 

[dankhead]

 

[gman]

 

[D.N.R.]

My neighbor told me Happy Easter so I said Happy Zombie Jesus Day. She said she was going to get some holy water from church tomorrow. True story.

 

[Graziani]

Today is the day to eat fish, but I ate an ox steak . Fuck religion.

 

[McM]

My neighbor told me Happy Easter so I said Happy Zombie Jesus Day. She said she was going to get some holy water from church tomorrow. True story.

Watch out..the Christian community may come to visit you.
But you're well armed...

 

[D.N.R.]

Watch out..the Christian community may come to visit you.
But you're well armed...

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I thought about ordering this t-shirt but I'm afraid of being burned alive in this town.

 

[KriegerFrau]

I was talking to a co worker about another co worker they dislike, so I told him to take him upstairs and push him off the side of the building - which was met with a look of distaste, I told him it was ok and that for a bottle of whisky I would dispose of the guys remains in my furnace - which was met with a look of absolute horror, Haha, That made me happy.

 

[Torque Button]

"Banned Hel for reporting the site owner."


roflmao, ty dankhead

• where the fukk is Blaine when ya need him

 

[Hel]

"Banned Hel for reporting the site owner."


roflmao, ty dankhead

• where the fukk is Blaine when ya need him

The reports of my ban have been greatly exaggerated

 

[D.O.A.]

I've been asking our company for years to upgrade the phones for our internal network, denied. I just dropped my handset in the toilet: New phone approved

 

[zinfandel]

I needed a second job so I applied at Walgreens for customer service. They ended up putting me in the pharmacy as a technician. The pay's still lame but better than the jinky minimum wage I would have made.