What made you smile/happy today ?

[wino]

This pic did it for me, the MC-21 on the mates trailer. Ready for the rego wankers to do and inspection to get it on the road. Not long now !!

and a big shout out to you min10db, you might only be bringing a 6 pak of coopers on friday but you going home with a bottle of Jamisons bro !

 

[C_R]

got a nice parcel in the mail.

 

[mrln]

my wife

 

[backwoods boy]

completed Political Science degree from U of Houston last week. Been smiling for last several days.

 

[D.O.A.]

the sweeter sound that comes out of my bike when I hit >10,000rpm

 

[KingFate]

D.O.A's new avatar. You sir know how to pick em. Also, that pic of the farmer who got hit by lightning was pretty sweet.

 

[mrln]

these younger guys are copying my routine at the gym. see what i started!?!

 

[wino]

No bloody rain.............just clear blue sunny skies !

 

[mrln]

some dude told me today at the gym,"dude you workout really hard, i noticed. i like the routine you have going on."
then he gave me a pat on the back.

 

[C_R]

then he propositioned you. but no, fair play mrln.

just now i got pretty happy when i went in my desk to get out the hard-drive and found half a bottle of whiskey left over. but i wont drink it, not tonight. i just like knowing it's there.

 

[mrln]

then he propositioned you. but no, fair play mrln.

just now i got pretty happy when i went in my desk to get out the hard-drive and found half a bottle of whiskey left over. but i wont drink it, not tonight. i just like knowing it's there.

i was expecting someone to do something like that! like change my post around. insted of a pat on the back,someone putting "backside or ass." or something like that. lol

 

[backwoods boy]

after watching couple hours of "white trash" TV, (Maury, Judge Joe Brown etc.) realized that my life ain't all that fucked up. lol that made me smile.

 

[wino]

I caught a customer pissing in my yard at work ! after he gave me a bunch of bullshit excuses I made it very clear to him that it's not fucking on, I dont piss in my yard mate, no-one pissess in my yard.
Good customer as well this bloke spends about $5000 a month with us he is the state distributer for Gulf Western Oils here and they sponser a V8 supercar team, so I told this bloke off and sent him on his way.

The very next day his boss rolls in with a pit jacket and shirt and dress jumper all of it straight out of their V8 supercar store ( easy @ $500 worth ) and a thousand apologies about his offsiders behaviour.

fucking win !

only problem is they sponser bloody holdens ( GM to you yanks ) and I follow Ford and there is a collingwood badge on the pit jacket aswell ! Oh well beaut looking gear tho

 

[C_R]

LOL just watching a documentary about blacks, asians and pakies undergoing sugery to become white. You'll never be white, motherfuckers! You'll just look weird!

 

[fuckballs]

some dude told me today at the gym,"dude you workout really hard, i noticed. i like the routine you have going on."
then he gave me a pat on the back.

.........................

 

[Decent60]

Very disgruntled patient was the emergency room today (they call because they are dying but get very pissy when exams and/or treatment makes them miss their shows).....that should have been enough but there is more!

His wife brought the car up, he got into the driver's seat, peeled out away from the ER entrance, misses a pedestrian, blows through a stop sign going to the street and almost has a head-on collision with an ambulance. Good news is that the ambulance was just out to get lunch. Bad news is the ambulance has good breaks and didn't turn his car into a tin can.

 

[Decent60]

some dude told me today at the gym,"dude you workout really hard, i noticed. i like the routine you have going on."
then he gave me a pat on the back.

Next week, he'll want to spot ya on the bench and put his balls in your face.

 

[Rastis Jones Jr.]

I actually burped, farted and sneezed at the same time this morning. Always heard about it but never had it happen before. Made me laugh a number of times today.

 

[mrln]

Next week, he'll want to spot ya on the bench and put his balls in your face.

lol... thats fucked.....

 

[Zayad]

My dog grabbed the kitten by the head and carried her around like a mom cat would. It was kind of cute, and made me smile.