What made you smile/happy today ?

[Teddyray]

you don't have commoners trim your verge do you?

Yesam. His name is Tucker.

 

[snatch]

Yesam. His name is Tucker.

so, this makes you gentry I suppose
yer fookin honor

 

[Teddyray]

so, this makes you gentry I suppose
yer fookin honor

Southern gentry

 

[snatch]

Southern gentry

colonel slaughter
I wanna see you in a white suit
or daisy dukes

 

[Teddyray]

colonel slaughter
I wanna see you in a white suit
or daisy dukes

I also have several muscular men on the payroll. Their job is to drape themselves around my pool.

 

[snatch]

I also have several muscular men on the payroll. Their job is to drape themselves around my pool.

keeping a man can get pricey...but they are decorative

 

[zinfandel]

My yard man showed up. Grass gittin mowed.

Send him my way. I think I'd find a rusted truck or maybe Elvis if I mowed that jungle I have in my front yard.

 

[Maven]

Pick me up on your way.

wish i could have...you would have died laughing seeing me nearly get scoped by my friends rifle! I have never fired a .30/06 before (mine is a 30/30) and wasn't ready for the kick. Good thing my reflexes were working otherwise I'd have myself a nice ol shiner.

 

[HAM]

wish i could have...you would have died laughing seeing me nearly get scoped by my friends rifle! I have never fired a .30/06 before (mine is a 30/30) and wasn't ready for the kick. Good thing my reflexes were working otherwise I'd have myself a nice ol shiner.

Dammit, I wanted to come along!

 

[janscutter]

Just watching fifty shades. Might need to go to the store in a bit.

 

[janscutter]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/emaoconnor/god-bless-these-troops#.keyLDM3PNw

Yeah, have to go to the store!

 

[Maven]

two of my favs

 

[janscutter]

 

[wino]

two of my favs

you like guys with disabilties ? Kool, Engrish is wone of mine ?

 

[Execution_Style]

 

[Maven]

you like guys with disabilties ? Kool, Engrish is wone of mine ?

if your body looks like that then yes, bad Engrish is a turn on.

 

[sincisor]

spam sandwich

 

[janscutter]

I think I broke it!

 

[Maven]

someone's dog ate their dinner

 

[Kasparov]

The ones I just bought and the ones I'm getting next are cheap as spiderlings....total the ones I've already bought came to about 30 dollars and that should be about the same for the next batch. These are quite common in the pet trade. It's the shipping that gets you: most charge 40 dollars or more for overnight shipping.

The "holy grail" spiders--Harpactira pulchripes (golden blue legged baboon tarantula) and Pamphobeteus ultramarinus (Ecuadorian Birdeater Tarantula) will together set me back 500 dollars or more. So it's going to be quite a while before I own them. I bought my common spiders from http://petcenterusa.net/aboutus.html. This other site is the only place I've found that carries these extremely rare spiders:
http://www.net-bug.net/apps/webstore/products/show/5374337
http://www.net-bug.net/apps/webstore/products/show/4377236

You sound like you really know your stuff. I respect that.