What made you smile/happy today ?

[Breaker]

Moist!

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[GOLDSUN]

 

[ESABATM]

Leaving work I got pulled over by the pigs.

Put the governor back on yer moped stoopid

 

[snatch]

I had the most delicious conversation with a person today. it started as a meh blerp between 2 people who didn't want to deal with each other then it spiraled so quickly into the cesspool of insults that even I stood back to smirk momentarily. I actually never said anything untoward but I baited her a bit prolly.... I got the best oldies insults; stupid bitch, fat cunt, skinny piece of shit, the biggest bitch I ever met, the biggest cunt I ever met, I better watch it, do you know who you,re talking to?, I,ll get mine some day etc.. it was the highlight of my day. I told that trash to step around the counter and let,s take it outside starbucks and I,ll show her how to make a caramel macciato correctly with her face in the curb.

 

[Execution_Style]

Went to dinner with a nice chick!

 

[nola]

I had the most delicious conversation with a person today. it started as a meh blerp between 2 people who didn't want to deal with each other then it spiraled so quickly into the cesspool of insults that even I stood back to smirk momentarily. I actually never said anything untoward but I baited her a bit prolly.... I got the best oldies insults; stupid bitch, fat cunt, skinny piece of shit, the biggest bitch I ever met, the biggest cunt I ever met, I better watch it, do you know who you,re talking to?, I,ll get mine some day etc.. it was the highlight of my day. I told that trash to step around the counter and let,s take it outside starbucks and I,ll show her how to make a caramel macciato correctly with her face in the curb.

My hero.

 

[gman]

I had the most delicious conversation with a person today. it started as a meh blerp between 2 people who didn't want to deal with each other then it spiraled so quickly into the cesspool of insults that even I stood back to smirk momentarily. I actually never said anything untoward but I baited her a bit prolly.... I got the best oldies insults; stupid bitch, fat cunt, skinny piece of shit, the biggest bitch I ever met, the biggest cunt I ever met, I better watch it, do you know who you,re talking to?, I,ll get mine some day etc.. it was the highlight of my day. I told that trash to step around the counter and let,s take it outside starbucks and I,ll show her how to make a caramel macciato correctly with
her face in the curb.

I'd pay good money to spend a weekend with you. No wait, that doesn't sound right at all. Ahh fuck it, you know what I mean.

 

[TehBitch]

I had the most delicious conversation with a person today. it started as a meh blerp between 2 people who didn't want to deal with each other then it spiraled so quickly into the cesspool of insults that even I stood back to smirk momentarily. I actually never said anything untoward but I baited her a bit prolly.... I got the best oldies insults; stupid bitch, fat cunt, skinny piece of shit, the biggest bitch I ever met, the biggest cunt I ever met, I better watch it, do you know who you,re talking to?, I,ll get mine some day etc.. it was the highlight of my day. I told that trash to step around the counter and let,s take it outside starbucks and I,ll show her how to make a caramel macciato correctly with her face in the curb.

Starbucks has the best entertainment!

 

[snatch]

Starbucks has the best entertainment!

usually I just watch the theatre of the absurd go on around me but sometimes you just find yourself scripted in without your knowledge, plus there,s only a few starbucks left that I can go to...
why become a waiter/server if you believe yourself too good to serve?

 

[snatch]

I'd pay good money to spend a weekend with you. No wait, that doesn't sound right at all. Ahh fuck it, you know what I mean.

perhaps we shall. I have heard it can be tiring.

 

[Natsu]

My student loan finally came in and I got a deal on a new gym membership that was $20 cheaper per month of what I was paying for my previous gym-and no contract!!

 

[gman]

Moist!

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Butterface

 

[Nex]

Getting three new travelers purely from referrals of existing clients. EBay giving me 100 free listings and having 100 or more items of my of junk I'm selling to clean up my possessions. Have to travel light

 

[Rastis Jones Jr.]

Leaving work I got pulled over by the pigs.

Didn't get popped did ya'?

 

[Rastis Jones Jr.]

I'd pay good money to spend a weekend with you. No wait, that doesn't sound right at all. Ahh fuck it, you know what I mean.

Me first G. The woman's a national institution!!!

 

[Rastis Jones Jr.]

Huge woody this morning. Not just morning wood, but one of those rare walnut cracking goodies. Took matters into my own hands... It was magnificent.

 

[Breaker]

Butterface

I didn't notice her head!!!

 

[gman]

I didn't notice her head!!!

It was the first thing I noticed and thought 'nope'. I'm fussy that way.

 

[Breaker]

It was the first thing I noticed and thought 'nope'. I'm fussy that way.

I was too busy concentrating on her skippy pouch! Lol

 

[Breaker]