What made you smile/happy today ?

[IRISH KAM]

Waking up with a Hard on .
Then Pissing all over the Toilet cos its hard to direct ya piss with a Bone on .

To be honest it was my dog that made me smile ( Then Gag ) he was lickin all my piss that missed the bog .

 

[Yumisan]

New furniture arrived!

 

[McM]

Had a good, long sleep. No 'drug-coma'.

 

[Béla Kiss]

Seeing H.A.M. come back!

And he can't self destruct this time around.

 

[McM]

And he can't self destruct this time around.

Why not?

 

[Béla Kiss]

Why not?

Cause that feature is gone now. Too much abuse of the self destruct button.

 

[McM]

Cause that feature is gone now. Too much abuse of the self destruct button.

Ah, I didn't noticed that.

 

[H.A.M.]

This:

Rubber Ducky with a Dick

And it is on Amazon. Ha!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...0e-20&linkId=acfe7329ff7ff4a2cd5c55e4797353a1

 

[IRISH KAM]

This:

Rubber Ducky with a Dick

And it is on Amazon. Ha!

Da FUQ !

Thats some hard Core Duck Shit Right There !

 

[LilyCuster]

This:

Rubber Ducky with a Dick

And it is on Amazon. Ha!

I came. I saw. I went hmmm.

 

[H.A.M.]

I came. I saw. I went hmmm.

LOL Lily!

 

[Hel]

bought tickets to see The Cure in June!!!!

Are you going with Wayne Kerr?

 

[janscutter]

Got strep throat!!!
Can't be around mom while I'm sick. Hotel room for 3 days and only me to worry about.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

the look on a retard cops face, and fudge. mmmmmmmm

 

[McM]

 

[Yumisan]

There are no children around.

 

[KriegerFrau]

Officially on holidays for three weeks

 

[Maven]

woke up without a hangover after polishing off a fifth of Hornitos with my best friend...

 

[McM]

This cartoon.

 

[Natsu]

My 3-year-old nephew...When I called my sister today, he answered the phone by saying:

"Now what? *sigh!*"

I asked if he was having a bad day and he said

"...Yeeaaaaa"

That made me smile lmao