What made you smile/happy today ?

[D.N.R.]

Is this cold for your area/state? Some regions here have very unusual deep temperatures atm, down to -10°F and more. Not speaking of the higher mountains, they're always very cold in winter.

Yes it is considered cold for my area. It hasn't dropped below 10F in several years.

 

[mrln]

went to an all women amputee convention. there was pussy crawling all over the place!

 

[McM]

went to an all women amputee convention. there was pussy crawling all over the place!

All men amputee convention = sack race.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

keeping sir rufflestein III out of the rain with a slumber party.

 

[McM]

sir rufflestein III

Your cat?

 

[DirtyDiamonds]

 

[janscutter]

Its weird to walk outside to smoke and see a fire truck, ambulance and a cop car and it has nothing to do with you or your family.

Have to admit my first thought was...please let someone have gotten stuck having sex and come out on the gurney.

 

[D.O.A.]

Co-worker broke up with his wife, discovered she was on some dating website. The reason this made me smile is because it's not just muslims who can divorce through a phone after all.

 

[janscutter]

Finally able to move into my own place again. Moms house is being sold and my apartment is ready on Friday!!!

 

[McM]

The 200 illegal 'one rubber-bullet shot' guns which were imported from Hungary recently.
Sold under the name 'Immigrant-shock'.

 

[mrln]

had a good workout today

 

[Wayne Kerr]

sold an ounce for an outrageous price not seen in years.

 

[Mtnflyer]

The 200 illegal 'one rubber-bullet shot' guns which were imported from Hungary recently.
Sold under the name 'Immigrant-shock'.

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A gun is only as good as its ammo.

 

[McM]

A gun is only as good as its ammo.

It's cheap shit, they're using a legal flaw in Hungary to sell it online. Not allowed in Germany, we had several razzias here recently.
It's loaded with a blank round and a rubber ball, I could build better stuff in a good workshop.

 

[LilyCuster]

The solitude after raising 5 kids as a single parent (2 not even mine), is wonderful. Knowing my kids can hold their own makes me a happy man. Not a crackhead kid in the pile; all successful.

I could have had them all living in the basement still, and been sad as fuck on Christmas. But I did it the hard way.

Fishing is fucked, its too cold.

This is absolutely wonderful! Congratulations.

 

[LilyCuster]

i had eggs for breakfast. so far,so good!

Inorite? What is with the damn eggs now days?

 

[Sky]

Inorite? What is with the damn eggs now days?

Your eggs or just in general?

 

[mrln]

Inorite? What is with the damn eggs now days?

i bought organic eggs. they're easier on my system. buy a 1/2 dozen,and see how it works for you.

 

[mrln]

wish i could on this,Silo They just wreak havoc on my system for some reason. maybe its the feed they're giving the chix. organic eggs works for me.

 

[deviant2]

My yumminess cut my long locks tonight. Nearly 3"s...
Mmmmm, that's good stuff.


"A womans' crown, is her hair."

The Book of Crap.
Amen