What made you smile/happy today ?

[elemental]

My breakfast.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

the wetbacks next door reminded me i left my spray rig out.

 

[McM]

wetbacks

Are that the Mexicans?

No Mexicans here, but we say 'Blackfeet' to the negroes/Turks, among other words. Many regional variants.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Are that the Mexicans?

No Mexicans here, but we say 'Blackfeet' to the negroes/Turks, among other words. Many regional variants.

Lol, yes.

 

[gman]

This: dollar store comedy gold.

 

[Tooly]

I had the great privilege of telling my nazi-inlaw what I thought of her idea that they her son move in with us when our new house is ready...along with his two yap yap dogs.
The son is an infantile 37 year old arsehole who thinks the world owes him a living, he's the most rude and arrogant prick God ever shovelled guts into.
I said that her idea and suppositories had one thing in common, you can stick them up your arse.
The look on her face was priceless.

 

[zinfandel]

I had the great privilege of telling my nazi-inlaw what I thought of her idea that they her son move in with us when our new house is ready...along with his two yap yap dogs.
The son is an infantile 37 year old arsehole who thinks the world owes him a living, he's the most rude and arrogant prick God ever shovelled guts into.
I said that her idea and suppositories had one thing in common, you can stick them up your arse.
The look on her face was priceless.

I take my hat off to you.


What made me smile today was the news story I came across on Fox that had this mugshot. The guy was arrested in Ohio for swinging a hatchet at his son. I knew right away that it was straight to GG with this one.

 

[Béla Kiss]

That's the car I'll be driving later.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

the right won and theyre still triggered

 

[DirtyDiamonds]

 

[Wayne Kerr]

 

[DirtyDiamonds]

One guy yelling = "the right" being triggered? lol it's pretty obvious which side is triggered these days. I don't see that guy trying to get people together to protest a bunch of people who are trying to feed the homeless because they're democrats.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

at least you didnt blame obammer, +1.

 

[gandog56]

Sold an old gun of mine for $450. Guy came, looked at it for about 30 seconds, and pulled out my asking price with no haggling.

 

[D.O.A.]

 

[_Xtina_]

I got a good laugh out of this...
My best friend works from home. Her boss can tell if she stops working- because a signal is sent to the office if her mouse stops moving for more than a few seconds.
My friend told me today that she's found a way to successfully get around this- she straps an old vibrator to her mouse when she wants to play hooky from work for a bit.

 

[McM]

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Haha..these perverts. Just the thought fucking the Merkel. Unbelievable.

 

[HG]

My best friend works from home. Her boss can tell if she stops working- because a signal is sent to the office if her mouse stops moving for more than a few seconds.

Whats her job?, trackers in vehicles are one thing but a mouse gadget is extreme...cant her boss tell by the amount of work she produces if shes been working or not?...

 

[D.O.A.]

Haha..these perverts. Just the thought fucking the Merkel. Unbelievable.

If she was ever invited to a bunga bunga party it would only be to scrub the cum stains out of a rug

 

[_Xtina_]

Whats her job?, trackers in vehicles are one thing but a mouse gadget is extreme...cant her boss tell by the amount of work she produces if shes been working or not?...

Like me, she is a nurse. I used to work from home, too. My company had a system which counted computer key strokes. Not enough strokes, and we'd get an instant message from a supervisor asking what we were doing.
She processes claims. She says she is not given enough cases to stay busy all the time.