What made you smile/happy today ?

[nlgger_slayer]

I checked the local mugshot gallery and it looks like one of my old classmates got arrested over the weekend for criminal damage to property. Couldn't have happened to a nicer prick.

 

[LadyNecromancer]

our first kittens of the year were born, unfortunately we had 2 stillborn but we got one healthy little one! We named him Derek.

 

[D.O.A.]

 

[Wayne Kerr]

our first kittens of the year were born, unfortunately we had 2 stillborn but we got one healthy little one! We named him Derek.

of the year? do you spit out feral cats annually?

 

[snatch]

When i find myself in tweets o trouble, mother russia comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom... covfefe, covfefe...

 

[LadyNecromancer]

of the year? do you spit out feral cats annually?

We have 2 queens this year. We haven't had kittens for the last 2 years but we adopted 2 pregnant queens

 

[D.O.A.]

Andrew Bolt swinging a couple punches when a couple of verified™ twitter users tried to paint him.

 

[D.O.A.]

Katy perry now looks like an androgynous cross between bieber, cyrus and the smooth lump of plastic between barbies legs.

I'm still a fan though, 'tears in the rain' was very moving

 

[Wayne Kerr]

 

[McM]

 

[DirtyDiamonds]

 

[D.O.A.]

Tupac would have been 46 today but thankfully someone put a bullet in that nigger

 

[Wayne Kerr]

 

[D.O.A.]

 

[Wayne Kerr]

I didn't think I'd finish this today but I did, and I have to admit my faggot rich kid helper isn't completely worthless.

 

[snatch]

Being prosperous and reclining is acceptable. Poor and lazy just wont do.

I nut slapped a waiter this evening. Impulsive quality i cant completely loathe. He was luckily quite agreeable or it could have been a stale moment.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

 

[snatch]

Oh no you dinha

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Oh no you dinha

Oh yes I did

 

[snatch]

Oh yes I did

You clever, clever lad