What made you smile/happy today ?

[Wayne Kerr]

thats how i felt when you left our convo and changed your profile settings.

 

[D.O.A.]

thats how i felt when you left our convo and changed your profile settings.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

does this mean youre going to change nyour profile settings?

 

[snatch]

does this mean youre going to change nyour profile settings?

I wouldnt count on any foreplay, either way

 

[Wayne Kerr]

counting on anything is for fools these days.

 

[snatch]

counting on anything is for fools these days.

Yer reliable

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Yer reliable

depends on who you ask. and what propaganda you sell yourself out to.

 

[snatch]

depends on who you ask. and what propaganda you sell yourself out to.

Depends? Scented or unscented?

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Depends? Scented or unscented?

you tell me, sounds like youre informed.

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Pulling into work and being handed this before I even got out the car

My boss oves me 

 

[rottenfresh]

My boys are older and gone to school but my youngest son is just the right age now to shovel our walkways . He really does a good job now, not the kind that you have to go behind him and shape it up, ya know? I'm happy.

 

[D.N.R.]

A friend of mine is on vacation in Las Vegas. She was at Dick's Last Resort Las Vegas last night and this is the sign her waitress left on the table when she had gone to the restroom.

 

[Darth Pepe]

It's Sunday, my quick brekkie consisted of Valium a cuppa and a spliff then i'm going back to bed.

 

[TSS]

Snus and coffee

 

[Cold Ethyl]

This made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself

Walking out the store with my 17 year old son today
Him: hey mom since tour so short is the walk to the car twice as long for you than it is me
Me: yes son for every 1 step you take I have to take at least 2 to match it
Him: oh OK was something I've always wondered
Then he proceeds to watch my legs as we are walking to the car to see if I was joking or not

 

[AmericanBoobeh]

 

[HG]

This made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself

Walking out the store with my 17 year old son today
Him: hey mom since tour so short is the walk to the car twice as long for you than it is me
Me: yes son for every 1 step you take I have to take at least 2 to match it
Him: oh OK was something I've always wondered
Then he proceeds to watch my legs as we are walking to the car to see if I was joking or not

SEVENTEEN or 7...?

 

[Cold Ethyl]

SEVENTEEN or 7...?

17 he was being goofy

 

[Cold Ethyl]

17 he was being goofy

He's a good foot taller than I am

 

[gman]

He's a good foot taller than I am

Have you considered having him tested, or something?

Wut..everyone’s thinking it