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What's on the menu tonight?
- Thread starter Cold Ethyl
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Sirloin steak, chips, beer battered onion rings, mushrooms and peas. The steak was so tender you could cut it with a spoon!
Pork cornitas
Pic please as I have absolutelylessthannofuckingidea what a cornitas is.
Ive only just seen this... Fuck me, looks great...
It was lovely, anyone would think I must be a right fat bastard with all the pics of food that I post but since working on my new house I've lost nearly two stone.
Youve got to fuel the fire man...
I eat very poorly, i need help...
Online pic not mine
PORK CORNITAS
Salt and Pepper
2 lbs pork shoulder
2 tsp dried oregano
2 tsp cumin
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tsp garlic powder
1 onion chopped
5 cloves minced garlic
1 jalapeno, seeded and ribs removed and chopped
1 orange, cut in half
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 lime, juiced
1 can chicken broth
3 tbsp vegetable oil
Tortillas (corn or flour)
Taco fixings (cheese, sour cream, pic de gallo, etc)
Rub olive oil all over pork and sprinkle oregano, cumin, garlic powder, and salt and pepper. Rub the spices into the meat really well. Place the meat in the bottom of a crock pot. Top with the onion, cloves of garlic, chopped jalapeno, the orange halves, orange and lime juice. Add the can of chicken broth. Cover and heat on low for 7-9 hours.
Using 2 forks, shred the meat. Heat using vegetable oil in a frying pan. Fry shredded meat in portion sizes until crispy on one side. erve on tortillas with taco fixin’s.
Bacon wrapped pork loin...
Chicken satay breadcrumb + noodles...
Gonna make burgers tonight since I'm off work .
Veggie Bolognese with wholewheat pasta, was actually really really nice
Yesterday I had a pork chow mein stir fry which was also really really nice
I'm getting damn good at the pork stir fry o.o
Yesterday I had a pork chow mein stir fry which was also really really nice
I'm getting damn good at the pork stir fry o.o
Breakfast this morning, and most mornings, Morning creature of habit , wake, coffee read news, more coffee and breakfast, poop, shower. If anyone spoils my routine or even speaks to me... DEATH. Im ok after that quite human
Fruity nutty seedy muesli, strawberries, blueberries, semi skimmed milk and Skyr yoghurt. No joke eating this shit every day doesnt half make your minge smell nice. Have it for supper too.
Fruity nutty seedy muesli, strawberries, blueberries, semi skimmed milk and Skyr yoghurt. No joke eating this shit every day doesnt half make your minge smell nice. Have it for supper too.
Had cornflakes with cold chocolate pudding and ice cold milk. Because of the heat.
Booze... 
Lordee...
Ain't no chicken...
Roight den Royston, ge ye chef gear
Had braised chicken with carrots, lemon and mustard mash.. simples
Chicken breasts
Douse it with pepper, salt, lotsa paprika
Pan, put butter in it
Melt
Throw chicken in, 6/7 minutes let it seal
Remove chicken, keep warm
Carrots, slice em.. lengthways
Throw em in the same pan u had the chick in
7minutes lurvely
Add flour, cook a minute, throw in some chicken stock n thyme, but more salt n pepper
Stir
Get your chicken back
Shove that ontop of the carrots
Cover the fucking pan
Leave it simmering, 20 mins
Meanwhile make some banging mash
I used "new potatoes" kept the skins on em, cut em into diddy bits, boiled.. with pepper, I like pepper
Drain mosta the water
Throw in as much butter as you can stomach
And a fuck tonne of mustard
Mash that shit up
Lurvely yellow lumpy spicy mess
Put that mashed mess on a plate
Open your chicken pan
Throw a sliced lemon in there
Mix it up
Pour juice onto mash
Throw carrots ontop of that
Put a nice chunk of chicken ontop of that
Bon appetit
Served with "once a knight" a sweet and citrus bitter ale
Lurvely
Had braised chicken with carrots, lemon and mustard mash.. simples
Chicken breasts
Douse it with pepper, salt, lotsa paprika
Pan, put butter in it
Melt
Throw chicken in, 6/7 minutes let it seal
Remove chicken, keep warm
Carrots, slice em.. lengthways
Throw em in the same pan u had the chick in
7minutes lurvely
Add flour, cook a minute, throw in some chicken stock n thyme, but more salt n pepper
Stir
Get your chicken back
Shove that ontop of the carrots
Cover the fucking pan
Leave it simmering, 20 mins
Meanwhile make some banging mash
I used "new potatoes" kept the skins on em, cut em into diddy bits, boiled.. with pepper, I like pepper
Drain mosta the water
Throw in as much butter as you can stomach
And a fuck tonne of mustard
Mash that shit up
Lurvely yellow lumpy spicy mess
Put that mashed mess on a plate
Open your chicken pan
Throw a sliced lemon in there
Mix it up
Pour juice onto mash
Throw carrots ontop of that
Put a nice chunk of chicken ontop of that
Bon appetit
Served with "once a knight" a sweet and citrus bitter ale
Lurvely
Doritos breaded pork chops, Mac n cheese, and cheese broccoli
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