Whats the nastiest thing you've ever done in the sack?

[dennis]

Whats the nastiest thing you've ever done in the sack?

C'mon folks. Don't be shy. This is the innerwebs. No one here really knows you. I'll go first......

One time, I met up with this chick who said she used to know me,but I didnt remember her. We were in a bar and started drinking around noon.

Few hours later, we started kissing. Then making out real heavily in the bar. They kicked us out when I had her laid down in the booth and we were feeling each other up.

Under our circumstances,we couldnt go back to either one of our places,and we'd been drinking beer and shots all day. So we walked up to the park.

There were actually lots of people there,at midnight.Prolly high on acid or ecstasy.I walked her to a spot that was surrounded by trees and bushes. We started kissing again. Then I pulled her pants down and went down on her. She almost tried to stop me,but I insisted, and she was liking it.

As I got a finger in there when she was wet and worked up, I could feel a tampon and string up in there. Didnt care. Pulled the thing out with my teeth and kept going. Went to town on it. Right in the middle of Ravenna park.

She also sucked my cock and swallowed my cum btw,while there was a ton of people there. But that wasnt the romantic part,lol

 

[Phette]

Wow. That's pretty hardcore dude. Can't top that.

 

[dennis]

Well I havent,(yet). But maybe with her friend this weekend,lol

 

[wino]

Well I had a jack russell puppy and I was really pissed and went to bed with Jackie (the jack russell ) inside the house.The pup was running around the bed whinning to get up or so I thought, so I picked the puppy up put her on the bed and went to sleep.
Next thing I know the missus (satan) is beating the shit outta me screaming you shit the bed you cunt ! And sure enough there's these little streaks of shit down the passenger side of the bed and Jackie ( the jack russell ) is out the backyard doing what puppys do.
I did manage to prove the shit wasn't mine but hey i learn't a lesson that day. Pity I cant remember it cause that happened 10yrs ago.

 

[bobbytomorow]

im pretty normal i guess, i had this bitch piss on me...thats about the "weirdest"

 

[Yamamoto McMotoyama-san]

I was really pissed and went to bed with Jackie (the jack russell ) inside the house.

Something about this sounds dead wrong.

 

[Grombolar]

Never had a pig in a poke/sack.

 

[revolva]

I ate a banana as this chick squirted it out of her pussy (Sydney)
Fucked this chick in a love hotel while she was on her rag. She was a heavy bleeder and the bed was soaked in blood by the time we left. Looked like the scene of a homicide. (Tokyo)
Ate a baby as this chick.....etc etc (China)

 

[Sonya]

Fucked this chick in a love hotel while she was on her rag. She was a heavy bleeder and the bed was soaked in blood by the time we left. Looked like the scene of a homicide. (Tokyo)

LOL...I think that is pretty common. I know some guys freak out over a little blood but I always secretly suspect they are closet misogynists (or wusses).

The only thing I have every done that *I* thought was icky was going down on uncut cock. Okay yes, many uncut males are very clean and naturally odor free but some are just perpetually rank no matter how often they shower. Guess maybe that is similar to guys going down on females with tampon in? Bet many of the Brit males here never thought of it that way huh?

 

[Phette]

oh dear gawd what the fuck are you people even talking about.

THIS is what y'all call being nasty in the sack?

(Rev - props on the banana, bonus points would have been awarded if she too had been on the rag).

 

[sickfuck]

i got head on my pourch at about 10 at night. from my neighbor lady. a milf with a nice ass and alright tits. i fucked her for a few months after.

 

[Yamamoto McMotoyama-san]

I ate a banana as this chick squirted it out of her pussy (Sydney)
Fucked this chick in a love hotel while she was on her rag. She was a heavy bleeder and the bed was soaked in blood by the time we left. Looked like the scene of a homicide. (Tokyo)
Ate a baby as this chick.....etc etc (China)

 

[Sonya]

THIS is what y'all call being nasty in the sack.

Well it seems in this context "nasty" refers to gross/digusting which kind of limits it to bodily secretions and such. Not that many folks are into golden showers or scat so, I suppose the necrophile wannabes could add some additional stuff.

Now if "nasty" meant most extreme or bizarre things people have done in the sack that opens up more possibilities.

 

[Orion]

Pissing on exwife, tonguing the asshole, had sex with women on the rag many times, eaten at the Y while she was on her period once (when I was 15. Probably not again) and will do damn near anything to a woman except beat her if she wants or allows it.

 

[revolva]

Oh yeah, I fucked this American chick all nite in a gaijin house in Tokyo one time, took the first train home in the morning and stuck my dry pussy juice crusted cock in my GF's mouth as a wake up present. I felt kinda guilty as she sucked the crust off my cock and ingested the reconstituted slime of some other skanks gash, but only for about a second.

I've done worse, but I'm not going to go into that story.....I'm actually ashamed of that one.....

 

[Sonya]

took the first train home in the morning and stuck my dry pussy juice crusted cock in my GF's mouth as a wake up present. I felt kinda guilty as she sucked the crust off my cock and ingested the reconstituted slime of some other skanks gash, but only for about a second.

Gads that nearly made me gag. what a bastard, like you couldn't have taken 20 seconds to wash your cock in the sink?

 

[revolva]

Gads that nearly made me gag. what a bastard, like you couldn't have taken 20 seconds to wash your cock in the sink?

sonya what r u doing tomorrow nite?

 

[Mick]

Oh yeah, I fucked this American chick all nite in a gaijin house in Tokyo one time, took the first train home in the morning and stuck my dry pussy juice crusted cock in my GF's mouth as a wake up present. I felt kinda guilty as she sucked the crust off my cock and ingested the reconstituted slime of some other skanks gash, but only for about a second.

I've done worse, but I'm not going to go into that story.....I'm actually ashamed of that one.....

Lol u mad cunt,I did the exact same thing once.
Fucked this chick at a party till about 6am,got the 7am train to my GFs at the time.Though she started the blowjob withut giving me a chance to get a shower.I had to tell her I hadnt washed for a couple of days when she asked why my dick was stinking.
Ah memories.

 

[revolva]

Lol u mad cunt,I did the exact same thing once.
Fucked this chick at a party till about 6am,got the 7am train to my GFs at the time.Though she started the blowjob withut giving me a chance to get a shower.I had to tell her I hadnt washed for a couple of days when she asked why my dick was stinking.
Ah memories.

Ahhh a kindred spirit!! Me n you definitely have to get pissed together some day!! :yes:

 

[Sonya]

sonya what r u doing tomorrow nite?

I have never been the type of stay at home bitch that starts hoovering her man dutifully when he drags his sorry ass in at 7 am. I am far more likely to have been the one that fucked him brainless the night before then sent him home in an exhausted and rank state.