Whats the nastiest thing you've ever done in the sack?

[ramblar]

I've had some really nasty ones in my time, and I know a lot of guys know what I'm talking about. Your knocking the bottom out of it and when you pull your dick out, this rancid stench floats through the air. A true gentleman will say "Excuse me my darling while I freshen up." Then go into the next room and stick his head out a window. But I usually scream at the top of my lungs, "What the fuck died in there! Is there a skunk farm hiding up your hole? Should I get out the power washer and pour Summer's Eve in the reserve tank? God my eyes are burning!!!!!"

 

[sickfuck]

rev.

 

[Sonya]

I've had some really nasty ones in my time, and I know a lot of guys know what I'm talking about. Your knocking the bottom out of it and when you pull your dick out, this rancid stench floats through the air. A true gentleman will say "Excuse me my darling while I freshen up." Then go into the next room and stick his head out a window. But I usually scream at the top of my lungs, "What the fuck died in there! Is there a skunk farm hiding up your hole? Should I get out the power washer and pour Summer's Eve in the reserve tank? God my eyes are burning!!!!!"

Ummm...if you had the slightest concept about foreplay you would have realized there was an issue before fucking it. Guess crack ho's don't demand much warm up though eh?

 

[Kawkenheimer]

Nothing crazy, just raped my harem last night

 

[Kawkenheimer]

Ummm...if you had the slightest concept about foreplay you would have realized there was an issue before fucking it. Guess crack ho's don't demand much warm up though eh?

My bitches get wet the day before...but I get that if you're used to fucking guys like this

 

[ramblar]

Ummm...if you had the slightest concept about foreplay you would have realized there was an issue before fucking it. Guess crack ho's don't demand much warm up though eh?

Nah, they just slide on like a used rubber, just a little grittier.

 

[Sonya]

Nah, they just slide on like a used rubber, just a little grittier.

Damn you must be really fucking hot.

 

[ramblar]

Damn you must be really fucking hot.

Some women would rather have experience then youth. Why settle for a guy that goes two strokes then "ahhh'.Then by the time your starting to moan he's at Burger King.

 

[Sonya]

Some women would rather have experience then youth. Why settle for a guy that goes two strokes then "ahhh'.Then by the time your starting to moan he's at Burger King.

Older guys have opinions and want things their way. Bit of a conflict there. Plus male skills are learned young, if they don't learn by 22 it is hopeless.

 

[ramblar]

Older guys have opinions and want things their way. Bit of a conflict there. Plus male skills are learned young, if they don't learn by 22 it is hopeless.

Practice does make perfect, and timing is everything.

 

[aRyan]

I've done worse, but I'm not going to go into that story.....I'm actually ashamed of that one.....

lol, cmon.

 

[dennis]

There was this other chick who always wanted me to do her in public restrooms. Always wanted me to cum on her. Then she wanted me to urinate in her face. That was romantic.

 

[bgirl]

left the lights on

 

[Cody]

I was in a 3 way with 2 fat girls one night, and they both wanted me to fuck them in the ass. I was taking turns like a fucking porn star, high on E, swapping shit between one fat girls add to the other ones. I had shit juice runing down my thigh, i mean it was really nasty, but goddam it felt GOOD.

No regrets about it either.

 

[Frogger]

When i was 18 i worked at a grocery store, me and a red hair used to mess around in milk cooler everynight. It was pretty difficult geting busy in there, cold air blowing in face and checking every second to see if nobody was approaching.

For a white girl she had nicest ass and her body was slim!

 

[sickfuck]

i sucked this retards tit for like 30 minutes at a bus stop once. drool everywhere.

 

[Mr. Yaag]

Every member but me's response: Typing something weird in a chat room/getting stood up at the airport by some zombie hermaphrodite from an untraceable IP...

 

[Yamamoto McMotoyama-san]

we've all been there.. oh wait no we haven't and neither have u prolly. i am quick... like the wind. can't get shit past this nigga

 

[sickfuck]

I started drinking around noon on a Friday. No drugs, just beer.
The last thing I remember was having a shitty hand in Texas Hold 'Em later on in the afternoon. Not even evening yet...

I woke up in a motel room in an entirely different city around noon on Saturday. There were 4 complete strangers (two males, two females) all of which were around my age and butt ass naked, much like myself.

That was for sure the freakiest deakiest night of my life.
Too bad I can't remember it.

3 dudes = gay. homo.

 

[155K98]

Cum to eye, but that was an accident.