Whats the nastiest thing you've ever done in the sack?

[shitterofpants]

 

[Loveofone]

Here's one... My husband and I are swingers. We met up with this one couple a few times for drinks and to feel them out. The wife was Asian, husband white. They seemed nice enough and we had good conversation. We finally decided to play one night. My husband starts in with the wife and she asks him to punch her. He tries to be game, so he have her a little slap. She kept wanting it harder and harder, choking, biting, etc. I'm game for a little pain, spanking and having my hair pulled, but this girl wanted him to beat the shit out of her!

I was too distracted to do much with the husband because I knew he was uncomfortable. So I started in on the wife. She ended up leaving bite marks all over my body that lasted for weeks. When we finally parted ways, she started stalking my husband. Sending him several emails a day leaving her husband and I out of them. Calling him all the time. It was crazy. He had to block her and tell her several times to leave him alone. Now we only meet up with couples our friends reccomend to avoid another scenario like this.

 

[social outcast]

Noice!

 

[D.N.R.]

Here's one... My husband and I are swingers. We met up with this one couple a few times for drinks and to feel them out. The wife was Asian, husband white. They seemed nice enough and we had good conversation. We finally decided to play one night. My husband starts in with the wife and she asks him to punch her. He tries to be game, so he have her a little slap. She kept wanting it harder and harder, choking, biting, etc. I'm game for a little pain, spanking and having my hair pulled, but this girl wanted him to beat the shit out of her!

I was too distracted to do much with the husband because I knew he was uncomfortable. So I started in on the wife. She ended up leaving bite marks all over my body that lasted for weeks. When we finally parted ways, she started stalking my husband. Sending him several emails a day leaving her husband and I out of them. Calling him all the time. It was crazy. He had to block her and tell her several times to leave him alone. Now we only meet up with couples our friends reccomend to avoid another scenario like this.

Cool story bro

 

[D.N.R.]

O.K. He is NO longer An Anal VIRGIN!!! YAY!! Momma got her pipe's cleaned! I took A little bit of All ya' all's idea's, first Wondering mind I told him lay back and hold on, blew him until he was ROCK hard, then I sat on him like you said, and for Staceydeb, gave him NO choice and guided him where I WANTED him to go! At first he was like WHAAA, then he was like OOo. kaay, I uuuummmm, OOooo DAMN that Uuuhhmm, feels GOOOOD! I got the BEST cuddle afterward's, I think he fell in LOVE with me ALL over again!! So Thank you ALL for your advise, it worked!!! For A 53 year old, I think he felt like A teen ALL over again!!

Yussss!! Way to go Mama!!

 

[sp00nss]

Here's one... My husband and I are swingers. We met up with this one couple a few times for drinks and to feel them out. The wife was Asian, husband white. They seemed nice enough and we had good conversation. We finally decided to play one night. My husband starts in with the wife and she asks him to punch her. He tries to be game, so he have her a little slap. She kept wanting it harder and harder, choking, biting, etc. I'm game for a little pain, spanking and having my hair pulled, but this girl wanted him to beat the shit out of her!

I was too distracted to do much with the husband because I knew he was uncomfortable. So I started in on the wife. She ended up leaving bite marks all over my body that lasted for weeks. When we finally parted ways, she started stalking my husband. Sending him several emails a day leaving her husband and I out of them. Calling him all the time. It was crazy. He had to block her and tell her several times to leave him alone. Now we only meet up with couples our friends reccomend to avoid another scenario like this.

scary huh, danger will roberson danger

 

[SAF]

Whats the nastiest thing you've ever done in the sack?

Consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

 

[revolva]

Consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

yu sick bastard

 

[dennis]

Consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

with a relative?

 

[SAF]

with a relative?

Only if you count yours.

 

[dennis]

Only if you count yours.

Are we related? Was it with gramma?

 

[dennis]

So softballmama......

Do you like getting your ass came inside of? Do you like getting rimmed? What about DP?

 

[Airbornemama]

So softballmama......

Do you like getting your ass came inside of? Do you like getting rimmed? What about DP?

Dennis, WHAT the HELL do you think? You must have read what I posted and I think the whole point of my complaint was that I WANTED my Husband to FUCK me in the ASS!! Beside's those are some pretty PERSONAL question's for someone I don't even know........ online! We should have gotten to know each other better before I divulged such intimacies to you, but now you know. I KNOW that your using what I wrote as FAPPIN' material and could possibly be jacking off right now as you read this, amirite?

 

[Jezehell]

Here's one... My husband and I are swingers. We met up with this one couple a few times for drinks and to feel them out. The wife was Asian, husband white. They seemed nice enough and we had good conversation. We finally decided to play one night. My husband starts in with the wife and she asks him to punch her. He tries to be game, so he have her a little slap. She kept wanting it harder and harder, choking, biting, etc. I'm game for a little pain, spanking and having my hair pulled, but this girl wanted him to beat the shit out of her!

I was too distracted to do much with the husband because I knew he was uncomfortable. So I started in on the wife. She ended up leaving bite marks all over my body that lasted for weeks. When we finally parted ways, she started stalking my husband. Sending him several emails a day leaving her husband and I out of them. Calling him all the time. It was crazy. He had to block her and tell her several times to leave him alone. Now we only meet up with couples our friends reccomend to avoid another scenario like this.

jinkies!

 

[Jezehell]

nothing hair raising. boo, me.

 

[inappropriate behavior]

nothing hair raising. boo, me.

you just don't kiss and tell, and honestly that is a lot hotter than any stories in this thread.

 

[dennis]

Dennis, WHAT the HELL do you think? You must have read what I posted and I think the whole point of my complaint was that I WANTED my Husband to FUCK me in the ASS!! Beside's those are some pretty PERSONAL question's for someone I don't even know........ online! We should have gotten to know each other better before I divulged such intimacies to you, but now you know. I KNOW that your using what I wrote as FAPPIN' material and could possibly be jacking off right now as you read this, amirite?

iono. how fat and old are you?

 

[Airbornemama]

iono. how fat and old are you?

Well obviously you are NO ladies man because you NEVER ask A Lady her age OR weight! So I can imagine that poor Dennis is A lonely underage young man(because ALL your post's are very IMMATURE) who's closest relationship with a Woman, is your RIGHT hand, named Palm-ala! And THAT is probably the Nastiest thing you have EVER done, is with yourself! No worries, keep sweet talking the Ladies like you do, and the only kind of Gal you'll end up with is the BLOW up kind!!

 

[social outcast]

 

[Airbornemama]

you just don't kiss and tell, and honestly that is a lot hotter than any stories in this thread.

Not Mine Durban, because I was there!!