Funny when the police are at your door, and you don`t give a shit.

[LUNATIC666]

 

[KingElvis]

Jehova's Witnesses in 2026

 

[AdaBull]

Not their house, they own nothing, they can nothing. They don't care as everything is given to them. They contribute nothing to society, they are useless. I hate them...

 

[CunningLinguist]

I don't always understand what people say with the British accent. I believe I heard one of them say, "Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins," whatever that means.

 

[Solomon Kane]

I can relate. My front door is steel with a reinforce door jam. Only way one gets in if locked, is with...

 

[Vwj]

I don't always understand what people say with the British accent. I believe I heard one of them say, "Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins," whatever that means.

3 little pigs story, 3 pigs built 3 houses, one made of straw, one sticks and one brick, big bad wolf tried to get in, first he said ”I’ll huff and he puff and I’ll blow your house down” and the little pigs said “not by the hair on our chinny chin chin”, he blew the first two houses down but not the brick one
If you know the story then your a cunt for making me type it out
If you don’t know the story then your a cunt for not having a culture
😂🤣😂

 

[Foreskin Goblin]

I can relate. My front door is steel with a reinforce door jam. Only way one gets in if locked, is with...

Eh, youd be surprised, if your entire door frame isnt basically metal, or secured using like 10 inch long screws, someone could get that open really easily.


Its all about weak points, and unless the entire front of your house is reinforced, youve got them.

But ill admit, hell of a lot better than no metal door lol.

 

[CunningLinguist]

3 little pigs story, 3 pigs built 3 houses, one made of straw, one sticks and one brick, big bad wolf tried to get in, first he said ”I’ll huff and he puff and I’ll blow your house down” and the little pigs said “not by the hair on our chinny chin chin”, he blew the first two houses down but not the brick one
If you know the story then your a cunt for making me type it out
If you don’t know the story then your a cunt for not having a culture
😂🤣😂

Honestly, I cunt believe you typed all that out.

 

[Vwj]

Honestly, I cunt believe you typed all that out.

I know right, what a cunt

 

[CunningLinguist]

I know right, what a cunt

I cunt fault you for typing out that story. I like to write and I use speech recognition so I can get very verbose.

 

[Vwj]

Meh, I’m old, got fuck all else to do 👍🏻