disaster When Ya Just Can't Hold It Anymore

[Monkman777]

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

Happens to us all at some point.

 

[badangel7]

whoever owns that car is going to step in that

 

[ThunderCat]

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O.M.G THAT'S MY DAD!!!
😮😯😯😫

Only joking...But I'm SURE someone Might be saying that, or Husband, Uncle, bf.😂🤣

 

[Zeodus]

Very likely he had a Hershey's squirt projectile type, a normal shit wouldn't warrant going in that location. A true move of desperation.

 

[variometer]

Your Uber eats has arrived

 

[Bad Hippo]

That's one thing I've never ever had to do is drop my pants and crap on the street/pavement/in a bush. Which is unusual, seeing how much my asshole gets abused. Guess this lays to rest the myth that too much anal leaves you with a weak ass.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

He has been visited by dumplestiltskin

 

[Otis Driftwood]

What a shitty day for him.

 

[Russellmark11]

Eating all that greasy food he delivers. I'm sure it happens to him on multiple occasions.

 

[CursedNightingale]

That’s a nice hidden spot he found. He got luck. 😂

 

[badangel7]

O.M.G THAT'S MY DAD!!!
😮😯😯😫

Only joking...But I'm SURE someone Might be saying that, or Husband, Uncle, bf.😂🤣

you must have misheard... i say THAT'S MY MOM every time i watch a car accident... 🤣

 

[Solomon Kane]

That's one thing I've never ever had to do is drop my pants and crap on the street/pavement/in a bush. Which is unusual, seeing how much my asshole gets abused. Guess this lays to rest the myth that too much anal leaves you with a weak ass.

Guess you haven't had a big enough dick up your ass. Fingers don't count.

 

[lovestruck]

The wine squirts

 

[SJW-Snowflake❄️]

That's one thing I've never ever had to do is drop my pants and crap on the street/pavement/in a bush. Which is unusual, seeing how much my asshole gets abused. Guess this lays to rest the myth that too much anal leaves you with a weak ass.

Well you DO shit sparkle rainbows, so something must've happened down there at some stage... just sayin. 🤷‍♂️

 

[Nobbler]

Suppose it’s better than doing it you’re pants and going home stinking of shit.

 

[Bad Hippo]

Well you DO shit sparkle rainbows, so something must've happened down there at some stage... just sayin. 🤷‍♂️

What DIDN'T happen down there is an easier question to answer!

Guess you haven't had a big enough dick up your ass. Fingers don't count.

I prefer inflatible plugs and fists. Dicks don't cut it anymore.

 

[Solomon Kane]

Guess you haven't had a big enough dick up your ass. Fingers don't count.

Better? M-S-H