bizarre Who told him that he could fly?

[VioletSpectator]

Yes, he died.

 

[BlackUmbrella]

He flew around 50 mph straight down!

 

[master shake]

I've seen this before. But it might not have been here.

 

[PokeyCactus]

The guy put sacks of something on both sides of his neck too. That only helped him increase speed!

 

[Jizdrop1]

That rhythmic drumming must have made him think his helicopter engine was speeding up!

 

[Sgt.Stupid]

Red Bull told him, I guess.

 

[Sgt.Stupid]

The guy put sacks of something on both sides of his neck too. That only helped him increase speed!

Nut-sacks… 🥜

 

[Watercolor Whimsigore]

Glitch in the cockpit

 

[ghastly_Predator]

I think he wanted to Die rather than Fly,
not sure if he had a Private Pilots Licence but one thing is for sure, he certainly wasn't dressed up as a Pilot but more like a silly Cunt showing off his bell ringing talents.

 

[Bigpotnoodle]

Youthanasia for older people.

 

[Andy.]

Probs ate a bowl of magical cow shit and rubbed himself in piss for its mysterious levitating powers too. 🙄

Honestly, Jeets would have to be the stupidest fucking race on earth (apart from our negro friends).... no offence @Pajeet !

 

[Alkamancito]

So, what was inside the bags? Pigeons? 😂

 

[letterhead]

I believe i can fly.....and the shit stains will need a double soak💩💩👊

 

[variometer]

An accelerated stall , maintain thou airspeed

 

[Bert123]

Yes, he died.View attachment 1001905

It was the weight of his big fake tits that caught him out

 

[methedup77]

Yes, he died.View attachment 1001905

He said his god would never let him down. He lied