Would you do it?

[djdeeds]

So here's the situation. You're walking along on a nice sunny day ...
There's nobody around for miles and miles.
You're just strolling along minding your own business ...
You happen to glance down and there's a pair of women's knickers on the ground.
They look kinda sexy , yet , uneventful ... though you do see a hint of a stain (because ... C'mon gimme a break ... yur gonna look , right)
Anyway ....
after you give it a bit of a kick with your foot and look around to see there's nobody around for miles ...
Do you pick'em up and do a little sniff?

My question is ....SNIFF? ...or No sniff? .... and why? or why not?

(and to save me needing to answer and explain down the track I'll get it out the way .... I'd sniff the crotch so hard I'll be finding the occasional pube on the roof of my mouth thirty years from now ... just sayin ... I'd sniff the fuck out of those things) but tell me what you would do .. please.

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

Its my new covid mask lol

 

[djdeeds]

Its my new covid mask lol

I'll share a silly story about covid masks .... way back in the covid lockdown days I went to my local IGA (general supermarket here) and I was browsing around doing shopping but had my mask under my nose so I could get fresh air.
I was quietly minding my own business when a HUGE security dude grabbed me on the shoulder and said "Put your mask on properly"
I was like ... Jesus fucking Christ dude ..chill out ... but he was one of those drowning in their own power kind of people.
I went back in the next day but I graffitied the mask with black marker - I went back every day for no reason each day had a different message on my mask . first day I had 'Gulliver the try hard security guard magnet' ... I had another one that I wrote "It's over my nose you fat cunt" another one I put "I just want eggs fatty"
It was my checkmate at the time cos he was being paid to boss people to wear the mask

 

[Flatus Tube]

This person sniffed. All was well until the following week. Then bam!



Herpes.

 

[djdeeds]

This person sniffed. All was well until the following week. Then bam!



Herpes.


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OMFG that happened from sniffing? .... shit ...... I mean ........ cough .......... I was kidding when I said i sniffed .......... no really.

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

I'll share a silly story about covid masks .... way back in the covid lockdown days I went to my local IGA (general supermarket here) and I was browsing around doing shopping but had my mask under my nose so I could get fresh air.
I was quietly minding my own business when a HUGE security dude grabbed me on the shoulder and said "Put your mask on properly"
I was like ... Jesus fucking Christ dude ..chill out ... but he was one of those drowning in their own power kind of people.
I went back in the next day but I graffitied the mask with black marker - I went back every day for no reason each day had a different message on my mask . first day I had 'Gulliver the try hard security guard magnet' ... I had another one that I wrote "It's over my nose you fat cunt" another one I put "I just want eggs fatty"
It was my checkmate at the time cos he was being paid to boss people to wear the mask

Well played. lol

 

[Jizdrop1]

No way they could have belonged to someone like this:-

Then again if they where someones like this hmm who knows! :-

 

[djdeeds]

No way they could have belonged to someone like this:-

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Then again if they where someones like this hmm who knows! :-


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100% I had a decent think about that. In Japan they have vending machines that are stocked with lady knickers ... but I'm a cynical fucker .. there's no way those are organically scented ... some fat Japanese cunt wiped his arse on them and stuck'em in the machine for sure.

 

[Jizdrop1]

100% I had a decent think about that. In Japan they have vending machines that are stocked with lady knickers ... but I'm a cynical fucker .. there's no way those are organically scented ... some fat Japanese cunt wiped his arse on them and stuck'em in the machine for sure.

Mate it's like when i go in a shop for a fresh custom made Butty. If it's a nice bird behind the counter making them i go for it,if it's a fat ugly munter i walk out.

 

[badangel7]

i will send lady knickers to any of you weirdos for 200 bucks a pair
guaranteed smelly






😁

 

[Smashyy]

I've lived in cities so long It's instinct to believe any discarded underwear on the ground belongs to a crackhead.

So, no.

 

[Jizdrop1]

i will send lady knickers to any of you weirdos for 200 bucks a pair
guaranteed smelly






😁

Yes please 20 pairs. My addy:-

Mr I. Notright
13 Letsby Avenue
Dumptown
England
1 FFS

 

[badangel7]

why do you all assume a lady was wearing the lady knickers?

 

[badangel7]

Yes please 20 pairs. My addy:-

Mr I. Notright
13 Letsby Avenue
Dumptown
England
1 FFS

ok
money up front...

 

[SickToDeath]

Its my new covid mask lol

You mean a chin diaper?

 

[Milfhunter]

Its something fishy about this

 

[djdeeds]

why do you all assume a lady was wearing the lady knickers?

Not that I consider myself a connoisseur of tainted fabrics .... but I hold some confidence in my ability to identify smelly ballsack and actual real femmy-gash.

 

[Bad Hippo]

So here's the situation. You're walking along on a nice sunny day ...
There's nobody around for miles and miles.
You're just strolling along minding your own business ...
You happen to glance down and there's a pair of women's knickers on the ground.
They look kinda sexy , yet , uneventful ... though you do see a hint of a stain (because ... C'mon gimme a break ... yur gonna look , right)
Anyway ....
after you give it a bit of a kick with your foot and look around to see there's nobody around for miles ...
Do you pick'em up and do a little sniff?

My question is ....SNIFF? ...or No sniff? .... and why? or why not?

(and to save me needing to answer and explain down the track I'll get it out the way .... I'd sniff the crotch so hard I'll be finding the occasional pube on the roof of my mouth thirty years from now ... just sayin ... I'd sniff the fuck out of those things) but tell me what you would do .. please.
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NO to picking them up.
Fuck NO to sniffing them.

There's probably a good reason why there's a pair of stray knickers on the ground. Sure, they could have been blown off a drying line.... but probably some nasty bitch has pissed/shit in them, or washed her cum-filled cunt out with them.

Just leave them on the ground, walk around them, and put them from your mind.

 

[hedgerow]

Mate it's like when i go in a shop for a fresh custom made Butty. If it's a nice bird behind the counter making them i go for it,if it's a fat ugly munter i walk out.

^ i know Onslow loved his Bacon Butty!

 

[badangel7]

Not that I consider myself a connoisseur of tainted fabrics .... but I hold some confidence in my ability to identify smelly ballsack and actual real femmy-gash.

be that as it may....
by the time you know, it's too late

you can't un-sniff stuff in regret