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Tom Clancys "The Division"

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Rimworld. Dwarf fortress on acid :5stars:

RimWorld is not designed as a competitive strategy game, but as a story generator. It's not about winning and losing - it's about the drama, tragedy, and comedy that goes on in your colony. The game creates events like pirate raids, trader arrivals, and storms. But these events aren't random. RimWorld uses an AI Storyteller (modeled after the AI Director from Left 4 Dead) who analyzes your situation and decides which event she thinks will make the best story.

2D top down game, 3 RNG colonists, base building, survive. My first guy is a cannibal who crafted his jacket and cowboy hat from the skin of the native tribesmen around him who think they can raid our shit. Dudes a fucking pro at shooting people or beating them to death with a club or making them into fashion. He also has a pet monkey. Second colonist, neurotic, trigger happy crazy bitch - decides to put a bullet in lector's monkey, fucking kills it. It's only just died so I add it to the food queue and it's put in the freezer not gonna throw away a perfectly good monkey meat hamburger. Lector goes insane and almost beats the bitch with the gun to death before I can intervene. She is carried to a hospital bed. So now I order colonist 3, a retarded chef with food poisoning, to perform surgery and remove both her legs and replace them with peg legs. Maybe chop off an arm. This will calm her tits but she dies anyway from blood loss. The doctor was a better chef. So now the cannibal got a new hat and I put her in the food queue for butchering. The chef proves even more useless and gets killed by a "crazy" squirrel, monty python style. Fuck, he's the only cunt that can cook. But I'm thinking this guy is gonna be enough skin to finally make that expensive armchair. He goes in the fridge for now. Fuck. Winter hits, minus degrees. I didn't think much about heating and as it turns out skin is not a good insulator, even if you wear lots of it. So I watch my cannibal die from hypothermia in his bed with his sacred cowboy hat on. RIP all.

I'll just roll another bunch with fucked up traits and start again


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Looks very interesting! Just ordered it by Steam, thanks for the hint.
It's a hard game but a good one... At max difficulty it's impossible, had a great colony happening and all of them died when toxic fallout enveloped the whole planet. It's totally random shit that will piss you off in a good way :lol:

You can also start naked and alone with one colonist but you're lucky if you live a few days
 
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