Brazen Bull

[satanic whore <3]

a brass torture device made back in 500 b.c. in Greece, was produced by Perilaus. featured with pipes and whistles, which is to be hovered over a fire. whichever unlucky bastard fell prey to this death trap, would be roasted alive in the hollow inside in somewhere about 20 minutes. the screams would travel through the whistles and pipes apparently to make the bull sound as if it would be snorting and growling. Perilaus was the first victim of many more to come to fall into the terrible fate of his own torture device as demonstration. even if it didn't satisfy Phalaris completely, he found the bull to be useful and continued to pick off its victims in the future by using it as a death penalty. it was later to be seen as a symbol to represent his tyranny and cruelty.

 

[Rabidface]

I was killed in a brazen bull once. It stung like a mofo.

 

[Rabidface]

Oh no I remember now, I saw a bull get killed by a matador in Spain. My memory is terrible since I was killed in a brazen bull....

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

That's one Hot Fkn Bull! 🐃 Lmao...SP

 

[Brainfart]

That's fucked up...Your name is satanic whore, which suggests you are into satanism and hopefully have loose morals...So is there a chance you can post your cans?

 

[Choppy]

Brazen horsey ride seems to be the new thing

 

[chowcat]

Brazen horsey ride seems to be the new thing View attachment 470629

Lol wtf hahahahagagagagaahahahaha

 

[spamdagger79]

Brazen horsey ride seems to be the new thing View attachment 470629

Mr Hands did it better

 

[Choppy]

Lol wtf hahahahagagagagaahahahaha

That's what I thought 🤣 When I come across really crazy weird abnormal things, I feel the need to share.

 

[bellial13]

must suck to die in your own creation😔

 

[PeriodicallyUnstable]

a brass torture device made back in 500 b.c. in Greece, was produced by Perilaus. featured with pipes and whistles, which is to be hovered over a fire. whichever unlucky bastard fell prey to this death trap, would be roasted alive in the hollow inside in somewhere about 20 minutes. the screams would travel through the whistles and pipes apparently to make the bull sound as if it would be snorting and growling. Perilaus was the first victim of many more to come to fall into the terrible fate of his own torture device as demonstration. even if it didn't satisfy Phalaris completely, he found the bull to be useful and continued to pick off its victims in the future by using it as a death penalty. it was later to be seen as a symbol to represent his tyranny and cruelty.View attachment 469833

I actually have a lot of pictures from this museum of torture I visited a while back. I remember seeing the bull in there, as well as many other fucked up ways of torture. It was so much fun!

 

[bigfatclitoris]

That's fucked up...Your name is satanic whore, which suggests you are into satanism and hopefully have loose morals...So is there a chance you can post your cans?

you are unreasonably horny lmao

 

[Bill Murray]

We need to update this with an InstaPot version

 

[Xena1966]

a brass torture device made back in 500 b.c. in Greece, was produced by Perilaus. featured with pipes and whistles, which is to be hovered over a fire. whichever unlucky bastard fell prey to this death trap, would be roasted alive in the hollow inside in somewhere about 20 minutes. the screams would travel through the whistles and pipes apparently to make the bull sound as if it would be snorting and growling. Perilaus was the first victim of many more to come to fall into the terrible fate of his own torture device as demonstration. even if it didn't satisfy Phalaris completely, he found the bull to be useful and continued to pick off its victims in the future by using it as a death penalty. it was later to be seen as a symbol to represent his tyranny and cruelty.View attachment 469833

That's almost as funny as the clown slut being butt fu...... nevermind...

 

[Dead Christ]

Ouch! Still hot. Ouch! still a little hot. Ouch

 

[WAH67]

They depict something similar in the flim Immortals.