Natural remedies * rules apply *

[punkduck]

Please post the natural remedies you know here. Pass the wisdom.

Rules:
-Post harmless side affect free remedies you know by first hand or family
-It's not legal to provide medical advise and cause harm. Natural and harmless.
-Do research and ask for advise from professionals if you will try any advised here.
-Do not buy stuff online and untrustworthy sources.
-Medical minds and nerds keep the language simple.
-First line tell what it is for.
-Let's not get to covid cures and get in trouble.

I will start with some simple ones.

Olive oil - for sea urchin injuries.
Application of olive oil on the would will get rid off all the spikes. U won't need a silly procedure costing 300usd min for removal.

Sea urchin - erection issues 😂
It's natural Cialis. No more than 2 a week.

St Charles oil - for cold sores
100% effective on cold sores. Works slightly faster than the meds.
Also is 100% harmless. For many dermatologic diseases it will help nothing less.

For Warts - tiny needle punctures. Mini wake up calls.
Medications are unfortunately not effective on most these virus born weirdos. Get the tiniest needle ie. Diabetics injection needles and puncture on the warts. You need to see mini bleedings. Won't hurt. Your body will get alarmed of the warts and will heal it for you. St Charles oil will assist yet not a must.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Please post the natural remedies you know here. Pass the wisdom.

Rules:
-Post harmless side affect free remedies you know by first hand or family
-It's not legal to provide medical advise and cause harm. Natural and harmless.
-Do research and ask for advise from professionals if you will try any advised here.
-Do not buy stuff online and untrustworthy sources.
-Medical minds and nerds keep the language simple.
-First line tell what it is for.
-Let's not get to covid cures and get in trouble.

I will start with some simple ones.

Olive oil - for sea urchin injuries.
Application of olive oil on the would will get rid off all the spikes. U won't need a silly procedure costing 300usd min for removal.

Sea urchin - erection issues 😂
It's natural Cialis. No more than 2 a week.

St Charles oil - for cold sores
100% effective on cold sores. Works slightly faster than the meds.
Also is 100% harmless. For many dermatologic diseases it will help nothing less.

For Warts - tiny needle punctures. Mini wake up calls.
Medications are unfortunately not effective on most these virus born weirdos. Get the tiniest needle ie. Diabetics injection needles and puncture on the warts. You need to see mini bleedings. Won't hurt. Your body will get alarmed of the warts and will heal it for you. St Charles oil will assist yet not a must.

Here's the bestest one that I've Stumbled upon! Lmfao...SP

 

[punkduck]

Here's the bestest one that I've Stumbled upon! Lmfao...SP View attachment 537561

I can't wait untill you need a kidney !!!!

 

[3270mocha]

Masturbation

For sexual frustration or people that have been married with kids!!!

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

I can't wait untill you need a kidney !!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha!😂🤣😂 🤟🤘🤙...SP

 

[punkduck]

Masturbation

For sexual frustration or people that have been married with kids!!!

Actually pooping and masturbating will relieve a lot of stress for better mood. How you think I went through all that schooling lol.

 

[volpster31]

smoking weed is my cure all....i dont get sick and ive not gotten covid so i know its working

 

[Bill Murray]

if your balls and asshole stink, wash them with soap....rinse & repeat until they no longer smell like an Afghani's beard

 

[punkduck]

if your balls and asshole stink, wash them with soap....rinse & repeat until they no longer smell like an Afghani's beard

This is a bit care101 no? Also I m sure your home clothing and privates shine with daily showers and you probably are keeping a gun near your bed. I m not a lawyer but I would like u on the jury.

 

[Rambo Van Damme]

Natural remedy for a shit thread!, it gets flushed! 🤣😆 only joking 🙃

 

[Bill Murray]

This is a bit care101 no? Also I m sure your home clothing and privates shine with daily showers and you probably are keeping a gun near your bed. I m not a lawyer but I would like u on the jury.

You'd think it would be common sense but no, too many dirty fucks need to be reminded of this simple fact. Long after I quit EMS as a career I dipped my toe back in a ski patroller. I figured would be a nice way to use some skills while getting in some free skiing. While most people we treated were clean and well put together there were a surprising number of filthy stinky fuckers out there. You're wearing a couple grand worth of kit, you couldn't spring for few cents of soap and water? Never understood that.

Yes, my hairy carcass gets at least one thorough cleaning a day....often two. While I don't mind getting dirty while working or working out I loathe being stinky or having that feeling of grime on myself.

Re the gun beside my bed. Because I live in a nanny state that doesn't believe its citizenry should own anything more than a pool noodle as a means of self-defense I'm going to politely decline to comment on what I may or may not have.

Re the jury, I've received the call three times. First I was legitimately going to be out of town for the selection so was removed from the list. Other two times I arrived as requested and while not going so far as to say "all criminals should be executed" I didn't hide my feelings. Both times I was back home by noon.

 

[punkduck]

All the reasons you are in the most trusted list. If u start a cult many should join! I can't because of my anarchism. 😂

 

[ZeroK]

if your balls and asshole stink, wash them with soap....rinse & repeat until they no longer smell like an Afghani's beard

 

[Bill Murray]

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not sure I want my taint to be whisky scented....I fear it would attract the wrong sort like hobos, tramps and xena

 

[Bill Murray]

If u start a cult many should join!

 

[punkduck]

Ok gotta enter something on topic


For any infection or irritation in your mouth chew cloves. Best natural antiseptic for minor infections. If you need antibiotics along with antibiotics it will drop healing time by 1 3rd.

 

[punkduck]

not sure I want my taint to be whisky scented....I fear it would attract the wrong sort like hobos, tramps and xena

Even Jesus broke his military bearing when you said Xena.

 

[ZeroK]

For any infection or irritation in your mouth chew cloves.

Any Mouth Infection?

 

[punkduck]

Lol there is a local idiom cat sees his dick and thinks he is wounded ! This girl got what she wanted and can get f the off my face. Charge her for a minor surgery.

 

[punkduck]

She also needs blunting from a low life dent.