Natural remedies * rules apply *

[punkduck]

Salt water wash - gum health

You can't really get back the lost gum tissue but you can stop the loss. Twice a day will tighten your gums and promote health. If your gums bleed during brushing and flossing and/or you haven't been on spot with dental care lately consider this. (Unless there is a disease causing it and requires treatment)

Ps doesn't work for vagina.

 

[Bill Murray]

Salt water wash

Ps doesn't work for vagina.

Dunno, first time I went to a Mexican all inclusive every time the chick I was with would go into the ocean she'd give her twat a bit of a scrub and swish...she contended that the salt water was good for her pussy. I had no complaints

 

[Brainfart]

Actually pooping and masturbating will relieve a lot of stress for better mood. How you think I went through all that schooling lol.

At the same time?

 

[Jacky Boy]

drink bleach to cure depress

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

At the same time?

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit , we call that a blunkin lol

 

[Bill Murray]

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit , we call that a blunkin lol

what would it be called when you jerk and poop simultaneously? a wankin?

 

[Brainfart]

-Banana skin in a band-aid over a wart gets rid of them...
-juice of cunjevoi plant on stinging tree...
-swish coconut oil in mouth to improve gum health
-smash the vitamin C tablets when you feel a cold or flu coming on...
-Alkalai substance on sand fly bites and acidic substance on mosquito bites...
-Rub Toothpaste into zits or pimples...

 

[Brainfart]

drink bleach to cure depress

Didn't trump say do that to cure covid?

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

what would it be called when you jerk and poop simultaneously? a wankin?

Call a nurse

 

[Brainfart]

Lots of alcohol makes ugly chicks fuckable...

 

[Brainfart]

Builders always tell noobs to piss on their blisters to strengthen their hands...

 

[Jacky Boy]

Didn't trump say do that to cure covid?

maybe u should try

 

[Brainfart]

Imaybe u should try

Haven't got covid but when I do, I'll try it and get back to you on the results...

 

[Bill Murray]

Call a nurse

Nurses do an awful lot but I've yet to encounter one who'll jerk you off (well at least as part of their formal nursing duties). Some would get quite flirty and you might get a bit of tit rub but thats about it.

And their techniques to wipe a crapped up ass really does vary from one to the next. The good ones would get these packs of warmed moist wipes (way thicker than the retail ones) and would do a very good job of cleaning my dumper, crack and even balls if necessary. The warm wipes would feel quite nice and soft on my naughty bits. The lousy nurses would use a fucking j-cloth on my ass and rub like they're trying to get a dead bug off a windshield. Those j-cloths are bloody rough and if you're crapping >5 times a day (which I was for a while) the sphincter would get quite raw.

 

[DeadVampire]

mixing castor oil into the tank on you old two stroke bikes makes the smoke smell nice, and you can take it as a laxative

laxative advice is based on the fact i dont think half you can cook anything correctly

 

[badangel7]

i have not tried this but i've read good things on yelp