Dreams Thread

[StupidDumb4ss]

I dreamt that the forum was organizing a battle Royale and I remember fighting against some members (deadvampire, sphincterpunch and megnum I think), I was armed with some sort of katana mixed with a machete, there was tons of blood and limbs everywhere, and all was broadcasted on a special thread

I must be spending too much time here even tho that dream wasn't so bad, watching gore constantly must be altering my fragile mental sanity

 

[Legendary Fuckwad]

My thread is better. Yes, we often dream about our situations in the past. Hate to burst your bubble (no pun intended), but that's quite normal..lol..

I’m about to merge this thread, but where... would you prefer it added to your shit pile megathread or would you like it added to the actual dream thread? I’ll give you 2 hours to decide.

 

[Humungus]

2 hours that’s a bottle of wine and 4 shots to her she’ll be comatose by then.

 

[j.f.🔎]

I haven't dreamt and remembered it in ages, I think it's the weed.

 

[Rabidface]

I had a dream a few nights ago I enjoyed.
It started with me working for the Chinese mafia \ Triad's, doing what I don't remember but death was involved. That bits fuzzy. At the end I was paid on a rooftop in bitcoin which were gold and the size of a 5p piece. Then I looked over and saw Logan Paul, his haIr was shorter and chin bigger and more retarded and he was wearing a white tank top. I was stood side on to him with my head facing him and my knees were bent, I then stated to do the wanker \ jack off motion at my crotch and I said in a squeeky piss taking voice
"I wanna exchange some bitcoins" - i actually woke myself up saying this out loud and had a right good laugh. Fuck knows what this meant but it was funny.

 

[Tanzuur]

I once dreamed there are some favella drug guys folowing me in a city i live, convincing me to start using drugs. I politely refused and walked away. One of them started to talk some shit in their language, ran behind me, and stuck that injection with drug into my right shoulder. I turned around and tried to punch him as hard as I could. Turned out, I woke up in that moment and punched my girlfriend who was sleeping next to me right in a face. I've never punched a girl and no matter how much have I been excusing ever since I feel that she never forgave me. Even tho we kinda joke about it time to time.

 

[Xena1966]

I can't help but to hate my next-door neighbor, Hank. We had a disagreement last year...haven't spoken to him since. Recently saw him in a local gas station and I waved to him. He looked at me and walked on, totally ignoring me. So, I suppose this was the reason I dreamed about him last night...In the dream, Hank was lying down on some surface, and I had my whole arm raised backward, ready to pummel his face in. My husband was there holding my arm back, so I was only able to give him little fairy knocks on his face. The dream shifted...you know how dreams do that...and I'm riding in a truck between my husband and the fink. It was, like, there was nothing I could do then. We were all, "buddy buddy"? Next, we're all in a room, on a couch, acting like everything was fine.... I still wanted to rip his eyeballs out, but I felt like.....idk...we were all doing this scene and I had to do my part...

 

[Bladerunner]

Greetings Thread,

Been wondering what some of y’all’s darkest dreams have been. Please do not make up a dream you didn’t have.​

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In a dream not to long ago I proceeded to have sex with a lady I had just killed during a big mansion party. I don’t know what it was over but I decided to, while her pussy was still warm.​

These two have stuck with me.
1.... I was in a jungle, I approached a well dressed man and shook his hand, as I did this he turns my hand produces a knife and proceeded to peel the skin from the top of my fingers, the thick jungle panned out of view backwards, I then heard a voice say “welcome to the dark side” I woke up!
2.... I’m in the desert in military kit, aiming a high powered rifle at something, my mates girlfriend is beside me dressed like Dorothy from the wizard of OZ skipping with her skipping rope, and asking me what I’m I doing? I woke up!

 

[hightonone]

Watching the UFC on a Saturday night\ Sunday morning messes me up for the week. If I go to bed at 6am then sleep till 5-6pm I'm sleeping at weird times all week. But I really like watching the UFC live so it is what it is

Early one this Saturday yet Tyson fury fighting later on just can't win lol

 

[Rabidface]

Early one this Saturday yet Tyson fury fighting later on just can't win lol

How early?
I won't be paying for the fury fight, he will win easily and I'll watch the replay.