Indiana man hospitalized with an adult chicken in his bum hole

[Dolly]

Careful sir, we just have to take your cock out

Link here Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - Atlanta News Media

 

[sueduran2]

Not fair. In any other country the doctors would have filmed that for us

 

[Red-Footed Booby]

Shoved the wrong type of cock in his ass…

 

[JG Ballard]

Probably pecked his colon to pieces

 

[14ZombiE88]

"The ASPCA has taken the hen in custody for the duration of its investigation and will treat it for any possible symptom of a posttraumatic syndrome."

 

[Lovdatchiggin]

Dreadful. He has no need of ever waking up again, unless his fame spreads far and wide and he can come to in a prison with a colostomy bag out of the deal.

 

[Blood_Sport]

Klucking hell!

 

[roshy]

Dreadful. He has no need of ever waking up again, unless his fame spreads far and wide and he can come to in a prison with a colostomy bag out of the deal.

‘paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area.’ - sounds like this is the norm....

I need a detailed drawings or pictures- I can’t get me head around this..... he put chicken feet up his bum hole? Live chicken feet...?

 

[Sabu]

You'd figure a bastard that fat would realize he was putting food in the wrong hole.

 

[Windowshopper]

My favorite part was how you called it a Bum Hole. You just don't hear/see words like that anymore.

 

[Dolly]

My favorite part was how you called it a Bum Hole. You just don't hear/see words like that anymore.

I lived in Yorskshire for years bum hole is very commonly said among us ladies.

 

[Monkman777]

Man I feel sorry for the chicken. So violated!

 

[Ellzibette]

How did he reach his asshole though? He's a big boy. I think there is a co-conspirator still on the loose somewhere....

 

[ArmageddonWatcher]

Dayum! Are they sure it was only one chicken? Don't get me wrong, I do feel sorry for the chicken (see extract from article below) but the fat pervert absolutely had room for a few more.

According to Dr. Aurelius Thomas who extracted the bird after an extremely delicate 7-hour surgical intervention, both the man and the animal would have died if they had waited longer.

“The bird was dying of suffocation when it got here. It had already badly lacerated the patient’s bowels in a desperate attempt to get out and was still gashing at it like crazy.”

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Arse like a Welly top

 

[ZeroK]

He Was Mad At The Chicken

 

[j.f.🔎]

I wonder if the chicken was disappointed when it heard about the over 780 stitches, so close to a milestone.

 

[Humungus]

I lived in Yorskshire for years bum hole is very commonly said among us ladies.

 

[Jazzyjimmy1414]

Slob

 

[ASU-85]

This sounds like a daily sport story 🤣.