Indiana man hospitalized with an adult chicken in his bum hole (1 Viewer)

[Damo0666™️]

how the fuck is this even possible I can't imagine how determined you have to be to accomplish this

It's not its a piss take, the article is posted by sites known for satire

People WANT to believe things but, with that said I read a book about 30 years ago called the Janus Report on Sexual Behavior, kind of like an updated Kinsey sort of deal and it totally said people in rural farm areas did indeed do weird sexual shit with farm animals to include chickens. 🤮 What's worse is they don't even think it's necessary abnormal because it's so prevalent ffs.
I totally believe someone somewhere has tried this sort of thing.
Now I can never eat chicken again. 😒

I've seen what @Dolly is referring to unfortunately (I think in an eFukt edit) but, you're right, it was not a full size basketball. It was maybe 8 inches in diameter.

@Rick James Aincha got no basketball videos up a chick's wazzu?

Aye that may be true but this article is clearly satire 🤦‍♂️I can't believe people still fall for these kinds of articles in 2022 🤣🤷‍♂️

 

[Picasox]

A fart out of his huge ass would cause the vacuum affect of an atomic bomb and suck that chicken right up!
Question is what was he doing with hi pants down in the chicken coup?

 

[DemonQueen666]

Question is what was he doing with hi pants down in the chicken coup?

He was having a chicken crammed in his butthole.

 

[Zitfarmer]

It was a freak accident, he just fell in the shower.

 

[Monster138]

How uh….. wait….. TF kind of assfuckery witchcraft bullshit spell is this

 

[SoreWreckedum]

Consider the bird....basted.

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

How uh….. wait….. TF kind of assfuckery witchcraft bullshit spell is this

Bovinus excretus leviosa..."POOF!!" 💩

 

[wiggins]

‘paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area.’ - sounds like this is the norm....

I need a detailed drawings or pictures- I can’t get me head around this..... he put chicken feet up his bum hole? Live chicken feet...?

"Mr. Adams hasn’t regained consciousness yet to explain his version, but the Shelby County Sheriff’s Department and the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) have both launched investigations on the incident."

His version:

" i was just doing my hen house chores when I became faint and sat down rather quickly... look, this could happen to anyone..."

B.S that fat shit can’t even REACH his ass ! This is such bull shit...

You are sounding a little defensive there son...

 

[GoreErectus]

What a disgusting fat blob. Nasty

 

[Hairydick]

Male or female chicken? Just wondering if he is gay.

 

[sascat7]

Shoved the wrong type of cock in his ass…

 

[Monster138]

Bovinus excretus leviosa..."POOF!!" 💩

Ta-Da!

 

[Collins]

Careful sir, we just have to take your cock out

Link here Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - Atlanta News Media

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What did he do, sit on the chicken 🤣

 

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

@Denim Chicken, were you hiding in some fat man's ass?

 

[Dirt Thunder Crunch]

Dreadful. He has no need of ever waking up again, unless his fame spreads far and wide and he can come to in a prison with a colostomy bag out of the deal.

would not... just no

 

[whiteboyopie]

Poor chicken.
Diagnosed with post traumatic anal disorder.

 

[WhatIsLife64]

A full grown Raccoon can fit in an adult humans ass.

14ZombiE88 ole buddy, I hesitate to ask, but how do you know this? I believe you read a lot of books, so...

 

[14ZombiE88]

14ZombiE88 ole buddy, I hesitate to ask, but how do you know this? I believe you read a lot of books, so...

Books are great for all sorts of things, like stabalizing the ping pong table, propping open doors, and they make a fantastic force multiplier in a fight. You are right though, I have an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge.

 

[quantumFog]

Shoved the wrong type of cock in his ass…

Is there a correct type?

I saw this posted on Facebook and what I found funny but rather sad is that some people actually believe it 🤦‍♂️🤣 how can people actually take it seriously, it's satire ffs it's like people have no sense of humour anymore and they just believe everything they see and hear

It's impossible for anyone to get a full size basketball up their arse lol in someone's pussy maybe but I doubt it 🤷‍♂️ but in someone's arse not a chance 🤣

A favorite from a long time ago …

"Literally Unbelievable"

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Is there a correct type?


A favorite from a long time ago …

"Literally Unbelievable"

literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com

Shit

 

[Reject]

Careful sir, we just have to take your cock out

Link here Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - Atlanta News Media

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Where else but in the third world shithole!!