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Indiana man hospitalized with an adult chicken in his bum hole
- Thread starter Dolly
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JAMES HÜRZOG
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B.S that fat shit can’t even REACH his ass ! This is such bull shit...
Hey, “AKANON”, is this your kind of “Friend chicken” you replied to me about? Better get yourself a heaping helping of this stuff Auld Son! Bet your famished! 🤣 Now here is where your bucket can come in handy!
Like, Eh up, Chuck, stick it up me bum hole, will yer?
Is he going to say he accidentally sat on a chicken? For it to be up his bum and able to stay alive for a while then his bum was used to having giant things shoved up it. Makes you think what other animals has he had up his bumhole
I think you might be one of my exs
Grand Mal Caesar
It's ALIVE!!! Shoot it again!
It's an anatomical impossibility.
have you seen some of those pornos where people put basket balls in their butts? huge gaping holes
Grand Mal Caesar
It's ALIVE!!! Shoot it again!
Curiosity gets the best of us all. I've seen a @james west post or two.
The guy had to have an accomplice. Unless he laid there spread open with a trail of corn leading up into his ass.
A full grown Raccoon can fit in an adult humans ass. Now as far as this situation and him being able to reach around there, something doesn't....smell right.
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Bill Murray
Ghostbuster, weatherman, author, badger, lunatic.
Richard Gere and a fat assed Indiana chicken farmer were sitting around the bar one afternoon and Richard said, "So did you ever hear about me sticking a gerbil up my ass? I caught shit for years over that! No way anyone could top that!".
The chicken farmer replied, "Hold my milkshake.".
The chicken farmer replied, "Hold my milkshake.".
He may have had a drainpipe inserted for the chicken to walk down then he pulls the tube out leaving the chicken to tear up his insides. That's how I'd go about getting animals inside of my bum.
Grand Mal Caesar
It's ALIVE!!! Shoot it again!
As I've said before, GoreGrish has an expert on everything. Thanks for sharing your knowledge.
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The ASPCA has taken the hen in custody for the duration of its investigation and will treat it for any possible symptom of a posttraumatic syndrome. - that cock is going places and probably get its own tv show soon
Absolution
Don't be humble... you're not that great.
I still live in Yorkshire, because I’m sensible 😉. Bum Hole is frequently heard in my house, and via my patients. As a term, it can be used for so many purposes…
Oh bum hole, I forgot to get the milk.
You bum hole, how did you manage that?
Damn my bum hole is itchy.
The dog’s bum hole is puckering, she needs a shit.
I just watched the latest gaping prolapsed bum hole video posted by @Rick James
Regarding this video…
I suspect he has built a coop inside himself which doubles up as the incubator, a bit like a bean to cup coffee machine. There’s clearly enough room. He was simply laying a new chicken but it was a breech presentation and it got stuck on its way out of his bum hole.
