bizarre Dude Fucked Up By Bull

[Lord Gutsy]

Morelia, Michoacán.- This weekend a horseman was knocked down and subsequently stepped on repeatedly by a riding bull in the Morelia Monumental Bullring.

Attendees at a jaripeo held yesterday in this entertainment center recorded the moment of the animal's attack on a rider.

In the 90-second video, you can see how the heavy bull repeatedly jumps on top of the rider's body.

“¡Paramédicos, urgente!”: Toro pisa en repetidas ocasiones a jinete en la Plaza de Toros de Morelia

El jinete fue trasladado a un hospital de la capital michoacana donde se reporta grave en su estado de salud.

www.eluniversal.com.mx

 

[Sweet Death]

Bull FTW His face was fuuuuuuucked up

 

[Jon N.]

Morelia, Michoacán.- This weekend a horseman was knocked down and subsequently stepped on repeatedly by a riding bull in the Morelia Monumental Bullring.

Attendees at a jaripeo held yesterday in this entertainment center recorded the moment of the animal's attack on a rider.

In the 90-second video, you can see how the heavy bull repeatedly jumps on top of the rider's body.

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“¡Paramédicos, urgente!”: Toro pisa en repetidas ocasiones a jinete en la Plaza de Toros de Morelia

El jinete fue trasladado a un hospital de la capital michoacana donde se reporta grave en su estado de salud.

www.eluniversal.com.mx

Bull 1 - rider 0 you could use the Benny Hill theme on this.

 

[nostrils]

Good job, bull.

 

[Bloodshot]

Well, I saw some head but he didn't get the horn

 

[King-Rory]

That's gonna leave a mark, a sort of hoofy shaped fucker!

 

[Flatus Tube]

Bull FTW His face was fuuuuuuucked up

It sure did. Imploded his cocobontis 😂.

 

[King-Rory]

It sure did. Imploded his cocobontis 😂.


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Please can you say that word to one of your patients irl and record it for us?

 

[Dolly]

I do enjoy seeing these small dicked men getting fucked by a bull.

 

[MadMortician]

Great job Ferdinand !!! ❤️❤️🤘🏻😍🤘🏻

 

[DokraOwl]

His buddyView attachment 584007

Lol he dropped a pizza on himself.... ... never mind his leg's just been skinned to the fat layer.

 

[Flatus Tube]

Please can you say that word to one of your patients irl and record it for us?

I speak normal (well Yorkshire) language with my patients. I only use doctor talk when I speak to hospital specialists or just to prove I do actually know the fancy words.

So I have actually used cocobontis a couple of times with patients that are a good laugh. They said they’d use it too 😂. @SPHINCTERPUNCH needs to publish ‘The Dictionary as interpreted by…’.

 

[Rabidface]

Blimy

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Morelia, Michoacán.- This weekend a horseman was knocked down and subsequently stepped on repeatedly by a riding bull in the Morelia Monumental Bullring.

Attendees at a jaripeo held yesterday in this entertainment center recorded the moment of the animal's attack on a rider.

In the 90-second video, you can see how the heavy bull repeatedly jumps on top of the rider's body.

View attachment 584001

“¡Paramédicos, urgente!”: Toro pisa en repetidas ocasiones a jinete en la Plaza de Toros de Morelia

El jinete fue trasladado a un hospital de la capital michoacana donde se reporta grave en su estado de salud.

www.eluniversal.com.mx

WHAT A LOAD OF "BULL"
LMAO,🤣😂🤣...SP

I speak normal (well Yorkshire) language with my patients. I only use doctor talk when I speak to hospital specialists or just to prove I do actually know the fancy words.

So I have actually used cocobontis a couple of times with patients that are a good laugh. They said they’d use it too 😂. @SPHINCTERPUNCH needs to publish ‘The Dictionary as interpreted by…’.

Sheit My Brutha! I'm honored that U picked up that Crazy Slang word of mine "Cocobontis' in place of the Cranium! I think that's too Cool my friend!
🤘🤟🤙...SP

 

[Absolution]

 

[Flatus Tube]

His buddyView attachment 584007

He was lucky he was relatively chubby. The bull’s just stripped his fat layer leaving a functioning quadriceps 😂. Excellent picture!!!

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

He was lucky he was relatively chubby. The bull’s just stripped his fat layer leaving a functioning quadriceps 😂. Excellent picture!!!

Indeed it is! I just luv the Visuals!
🤙...SP

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Heh heh heh!🤣,👌...SP

 

[MysteryTraveler]

Go what he deserved. I wish the bull had shit on him. Or would that be shat? Shitted? Dropped some patties on the old boy.

 

[Bansaku]

The animal did not attack anyone. Some fucktard tried to ride a bull, fell off like the loser he is and happened to be under the path off the beast as it was still bucking! 😎

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Poor fucker couldn't last 8 seconds, will pay for it for 8 years or so